I mean, no-one gives a monkey’s what you wear. It’s bloody ridiculous. We’re just sitting down to eat. No-one’s getting married or buried or anything but we just do it. We just obey these ridiculous rules, because Christ help us if we don’t.
Hector: is it true that you covered Mccarthy’s Lincoln Day speech?
Bel (nodding, laughing): with a tape recorder that didn’t work
Me: *rolling around on the sofa, clutching my heart and making keening noises because I love bel rowley so much*