character: graham humbert

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#do you ever just feel really sorry for graham? #because i do every day #and the worst part is that this has never ever been acknoledged by anyone #or mentioned in the show #it’s like it never happend #but it did #and it was the worst #it’s been 5 seasons and i’m still not over it #never over it

  • every tv show writers: okay so I'm gonna make them fall in love with this character
  • also every tv show writers: now i'm gonna kill him or make him disappear

Adam and Eddy discuss whether Emma knows about the circumstances surrounding Graham’s death. 

Wow. Not the slightest bit surprised, but wow.

Woman: Does Emma know that Regina killed Graham?

Eddy: Well… uh, that is a good question. I don’t know if she does know that.

Adam: Yeah

Eddy: (brief pause) Some questions are better left unasked.

Woman: Will she ever find out? That’s gonna be even more drama. We already have enough drama.

Eddy: *makes smelling poo face*

Other woman: maybe she’s moved on.

Eddy: Got enough drama.

Translation: We don’t know and we don’t care. Stop holding us accountable to our own writing.

  • What we say: I don't ship S/wan Queen.
  • What S/Qers hear: I'm a homophobic, sexist, racist (??) butthole who kills puppies and defends rape culture.
  • What we mean:
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who made her an orphan.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who tried to kill her as a baby.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who tried to kill Emma's mother and father.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who framed her for assaulting a man and stealing private files.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who stole Emma's confidential files in order to slander her.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who said she was "incapable of feeling anything for anyone."
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who punched her for helping Graham.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who raped and killed a man she cared about.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who tried to poison her.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who put their son in danger (and technically killed him)
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who choked her.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who wanted to take their son away and let everyone else die.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who held their son as a prisoner.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who who called her "a pathetic waste."
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who blamed her for "ruining her life" when Emma saved another person.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who called her an idiot for saving the town.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who took her agency away with a dagger.
  • I don't ship Emma with a woman who canonically doesn't regret all of these above deeds.