character: eric weiss

No but just think

“Alias” seasons titled like those alternate Harry Potter titles- from Eric Weiss’ POV.

Eric Weiss and That Time My Best Friend Fell for His Field Asset, and the Only People Who Called Him On It Were Me and the Office Asshole (Who Turned Out to be Secretly Evil)

Eric Weiss and That Time I Got Shot by Sydney Bristow’s Mom (Also We Ditched The Only CIA Office on This Show That Looked Like a Real Office Building)

Eric Weiss and That Time I Almost Had a Chance with Amnesiac Sydney Bristow, Until She Wrecked Vaughn’s Marriage Instead (But That’s Okay Because I’m a Genuinely Nice Guy Who Can Let That Shit Go, Also His Wife Was Secretly Evil)

Eric Weiss and That Time I Dated Sydney Bristow’s Sister, Until They All Went to Russia Without Me and She Came Back a Murderous Zombie in a Coma

Eric Weiss and That Time I Got a Job at Langley With Co-Workers that Go To T.G.I.Fridays Together Instead of Banging Each Other and/or Secretly Evil People, but Then The Old Gang Showed Up So I Did Them A Solid and Broke Half a Dozen Federal Laws (Because That’s Just the Kind of Friend I Am)