character: deadpool

Imagine getting Wade to take his shirt off

Wade Wilson x Reader

Originally posted by ivanv


“Fuck off, Wilson.” You snarled at the man walking behind you, moving up the flight of stairs to the next floor level.

“Now, that’s not very nice you little ball of sunshine.”

“I don’t - I just don’t know why I put up with you,” you groaned rummaging for the apartment key in your bag.

“Oh, come on - you know why,” Wade brushed up against your back as you stepped onto the floor landing. 

“Cocky son of a bitch, you really think you have the goodies?”

“My milkshake does bring the boys to the yard,” he argued pulling out his spare key and unlocking the door. “Ladies, first.”

You paused and tapped your fingers against your thigh. “Well, fuck are you going to go in or what?”

Wade’s face lit up in a bright smile as he strolled into the apartment, making his way to the small kitchenette. Following inside, you closed the door and walked over to your bed, flopping on it and moving to sit against the headboard. Your eyes watched as Wade placed the newly bought beer and groceries into the fridge.

“That’s it slave boy, I like when you act all domesticated,” you rolled up the sleeves of your sweater and placed your hands behind your head - enjoying the view. 

“Oh you likely?” Wade pointed up and down his body, moving toward the bed. 

You shrugged. “Not sure, gotta see what you’re working with.”

Scoffing, Wade pulled his shirt off over his head and revealed his well defined chest. “Tell me something, kitten. You wanna lap up my milkshake? Because Daddy’s got some grade A nonfat soy-”

“- jesus, Wade,” you laughed and held up a hand for him to stop. “I get it, I get it. Now come here and fuck me, you moron.”

Wade grinned, undoing the top button of his jeans. “It will be your pleasure, but first some music.”

Slipping off your own shirt, you groaned when Wade’s song selection came on.

The merc tossed his cell down on the desk and wiggled his eyebrows up and down. “Come on, you know my milkshake brings your tight ass to the yard.”

And fuck, if he wasn’t right.

DEADPOOL KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE AGAIN #3 & #4 (of 5)
CULLEN BUNN (W) • DALIBOR TALAJIC (A)
Cover by KAARE ANDREWS
ISSUE #3: VARIANT COVER BY GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI
ISSUE #4: VARIANT COVER BY DECLAN SHALVEY
• Gwenpool! Moon Knight! Ms. Marvel! The Guardians! Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur!
• Bad news, buddy – they’re all gonna die in here!
• It’s right there in the title! Buy the ticket, take the ride!
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$3.99

Coming this August:

EDGE OF VENOMVERSE #5 (of 5)
Clay McLeod Chapman (w) • JAMES STOKOE (a)
Cover by FRANCESCO MATTINA
Variant Cover by RON LIM
THE SYMBIOTE WITH THE SLOBBER!
• “Deadpool’s bonded with the Venom symbiote, blah, blah, blah,” you’re saying to yourself. Well HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TRUE BELIEVER!
• Bringing you a terrifying tale of VenomPool trying to save a hospital full of innocent people who’ve been infected with a DANGEROUS MIND-CONTROLLING PARASITE is none other than horror writer and SPIDER-VERSE veteran Clay McLeod Chapman!
• Still not enough? WELL DON’T TURN THAT SOLICITATION PAGE, MARVELITE! Because the House of Ideas has enlisted comics legend James Stokoe to draw this – one of the most awesome, audacious and outrageous tales in all of Marveldom! SO DON’T MISS IT!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

ROCKET #4

AL EWING (W) • ADAM GORHAM (A)
Cover by MIKE MAYHEW
Marvel vs. Capcom Variant Cover by TBA
• On the lam and in the gutter, Rocket needs cash – lots of it, and yesterday.
• That means tommy guns at dawn – as Rocket steals from an interplanetary mobster who makes the Kingpin look like Aunt May!
• Guest-starring Deadpool, the sad clown of space! Nyah, buy it, see?
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

DEADPOOL #35
GERRY DUGGAN (W) • Mike Hawthorne (A)
Cover by DAVID LOPEZ
Secret Comics Variant Cover by SCOTT KOBLISH
SECRET EMPIRE TIE-IN!

• Deadpool’s sided with Hydra for too long…but no more!
• He’s totally going to turn things around and take down Steve Rogers!
• He’s going to put a stop to this whole Secret Empire once and for all!
• Yeah…that’s the ticket…
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$3.99

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Deadpool does a cool trick with the fidget spinner.

EDGE OF VENOMVERSE #5 (of 5)
Clay McLeod Chapman (w) • JAMES STOKOE (a)
Cover by FRANCESCO MATTINA
Variant Cover by RON LIM
THE SYMBIOTE WITH THE SLOBBER!
• “Deadpool’s bonded with the Venom symbiote, blah, blah, blah,” you’re saying to yourself. Well HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TRUE BELIEVER!
• Bringing you a terrifying tale of VenomPool trying to save a hospital full of innocent people who’ve been infected with a DANGEROUS MIND-CONTROLLING PARASITE is none other than horror writer and SPIDER-VERSE veteran Clay McLeod Chapman!
• Still not enough? WELL DON’T TURN THAT SOLICITATION PAGE, MARVELITE! Because the House of Ideas has enlisted comics legend James Stokoe to draw this – one of the most awesome, audacious and outrageous tales in all of Marveldom! SO DON’T MISS IT!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99