I gotta get new friends...
- Friend: they seem to be right, what you guys are doing is adultery against the couple.
- Me: they are just fictional characters, bruh. I don't know why people inisist on guilt-tripping us when we make artworks and fanfics based on our otps.
- Friend: But this is a big deal. They are married now with different spouses. It is undignified for you to ship A with B because they have their own marriage. So just stop. Just accept your non-canon delusions.
- Me: BRUH THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. THEY AREN'T REAL. NOBODY IS DOING ANY CRIME HERE. THIS ISN'T A BIG DEAL. IT'S SHITHEADS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE OTHER PEOPLE ASHAMED ON PURSUING THEIR OTPS IN PEACE.
- Not my friend anymore: ...
- Me: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN SHIP WHATEVER YOU WANT. THEY ARE JUST CHARACTERS WITHIN A STORY. PEOPLE SHOULDN'T STOP DOING WHAT THEY LOVE JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T CANON. WE ARE FREE TO EXPRESS AND ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITIES. IMAGINATION HAS NO LIMITS, MOTHERFUCKER.