character: armin arlert

if anyone thinks that armin is a weak and pathetic character in the series THEN SUCK YOUR DONGS AND FUCK OFF! HE SAVED EREN AND MIKASA’S LIFE TWICE IN A ROW, WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND OLDER! THAT TOOK DEDICATION AND GUTS TO ACCOMPLISH! HE MAY BE PHYSICALLY WEAK BUT HE IS MENTALLY STRONG! HE WAS THE ONE WHO PLANNED TO PLUG THE BOULDER INTO THE BREACH DURING THE BATTLE OF TROST! AND LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 

REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT THIS BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT, BRAVE, STRONG SOLDIER!

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Inspired by my own tumblr icon, I decided to make a pastel Survey Corps design for Redbubble! 

Click to view on Redbubble

Available as tote bags, mugs, phone cases, throw pillows, shirts and laptop/iPad cases.

(And don’t worry about the odd/dull colors in the previews - they will be vibrant in person. I had this issue myself when I bought a design from another artist but when the shirt arrived, the colors were fine and not dull)!

Attack on Titan characters! Levi has turned into a titan! What do you do?

Requested by slswhitefire~

Eren: Oh my God, we are so dead right now

Jean: It was nice knowing you all

Connie: I can’t believe my last meal was stale bread

Marco: *cough*mystalebread*cough*

Armin: Calm down, guys! We need to assess the situation!

Erwin: That’s right, Armin. First things first, how did Levi turn into a titan?

Moblit: Is the lance corporal a titan shifter?!

Hanji: Actually, about that…

Moblit: Squad Leader no

Hanji: The other day I was thinking about how Erens titan is so useless compared to Annies-

Eren: Rude

Annie: It’s true

Eren: Doesn’t mean it’s not rude

Hanji: Anyway, so just for fun, I started imagining who would be the strongest titan, and well.. humanitys strongest seemed like such an obvious choice!

Mike: And how exactly did that little imagination of yours escalate into a titan with an extremely good fighting ability trashing head-quarters

Hanji: Well you see the idea was so interesting to me that I just had to try it out! So I may have snuck into Levis room and injected a titan serum I created into his arm while he slept.

Mike: I’m starting to feel that you’re going to be even more screwed than you already are when the corporal turns *back* into a human

Hanji: The good news on that front is, he might not! I never actually tried the serum on a human before, you see

Moblit: Well we certainly cant have him turning our military base to rubble

Armin: Are you suggesting we put him down?

Mikasa: Mikasa approves.

Marco: So taking into consideration the corporals advanced fighting abilities, we’ll probably have to mobilize some of the strongest survey corps members, preferably the veterans. We should first try to render him incapable of moving, to prevent any unnecessary causalities…

Sasha: Hold on, guys, do we really want to do this? I mean we might end up with dead people, and even if we can manage to get to the nape of his titans neck… This guy is humanitys strongest. If we kill him, what will happen to us?

Connie: You make some good points.

Ymir: Does anyone actually know what his titan looks like, anyway? I feel like we’re just making really vague plans here.

Veterans: *awkward shuffling*

Hanji: Well, you guys know how Bertholdts titan was way taller than what we thought was possible for a titan to be before?

Bertholdt: No no idea what are you talking about squad leader

Bertholdt: *sweats nervously*

Erwin: Well, you see, he’s… well, tiny

Erwin: Maybe 1.5 meters.

Erwin: And really muscly, which is a disturbing combination.

Mike: He also appears to have hair. Sprouting from his chest.

Mike: In the shape of a cravat.

Eren: …

Mikasa:…

Armin:…

Jean:…

Eren, Armin, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Bertholdt: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE YOU CREATED HANJI

    *collective vomiting noises in distance*

Mikasa: I’d like to take a picture of that and use it as blackmail please