Arishok: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists? Hawke: Yes. Arishok: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun. Hawke: Oh my god. Arishok: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle. Hawke: Why are you telling me this? Arishok: Because no one will ever believe you. Hawke: You sick son of a bitch.
I can’t run into the Qunari encampment during DA2, I always walk slowly, purposefully, dignified. It drove my brothers crazy when they watched me. One of them finally asked me “Why the hell are you walking so slowly??” to which I answered “One does not simply run before the Arishok”.
Everyone has complaints about da2, mine is the fact that I can’t rip the arishock in half like the trailer hawke did, I still want the option to do it whether I’m a mage or not, I’m sure warrior hawke is BAMF enough to do it with their bare hands.