Viggo’s $1 Book Reviews
I literally just finished reading this like 5 minutes ago
Knight of Ghosts and Shadows by Mercedes Lackey and Ellen Guon
First of all look at this fucking tagline:
Summary: Let me tell you a fucking thing. I wasn’t sure about this book at first, but halfway through my main motivation for reading became needing to know whether the main character would end up in a happy polyamorous relationship with his witch best friend and this Legolas looking motherfucker. All the signs pointed there! There was no other logical conclusion! But goddamn Eric the Bard wouldn’t get his heteronormative head out of his self-depricating white boy ass for five goddamn seconds.
But I was not disappointed! And it was totally worth it. All the 90s cheese (my favorite kind of cheese), all the gratuitous Celtic music and Renaissance Faire references (A+), all Eric’s goddamn man pain (shut up no one cares). All for cannon fucking polyamory.
Conclusion: Mercedes Lackey never fucking disappoints me in my epic quest for the best trash fantasy ever published. Bless.
I paid 10 cents for this and the cover fell off the moment I opened it. This book deserves better.