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ACOTAR characters and their cakes

1.       RHYSAND

BECAUSE HONESTLY, HE’S THE HIGH LORD OF THE NIGHT COURT AND HE WANTS HIS CAKE TO BE PRETTY, NOT TO MENTION IT’S REALLY SWEET. NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD BE HAVING DIABETES BY NOW.

2.       FEYRE

SHE’S THE HIGH LADY. THE FIRST HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT OF ALL HISTORY. And this cake reminds her of Starfall and all its glory. She likes to share her cake, and guess what CASSIAN EATS THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

3.       MOR

YO IT’S THE MORRIGAN. SHE LIKES HER CAKE TO BE GORGEOUS AND FABULOUS AND PRETTY. NO ONE GETS A CHANCE TO TASTE IT. Probably Rhys stole one of those glitters just to make her mad. “I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE THE HIGH LORD, PUT IT BACK RHYSAND OR I WILL STEP ON YOUR CAKE NOW I SWEAR TO CAULDRON!!”

4.       CASSIAN

HE’S THE BEST COOK IN THE SQUAD, AND HE MADE IT. HE LIKES HIS CAKE TO REPRESENT HIMSELF. DO NOT JUDGE. THIS CAKE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WHOLE VELARIS. YOU JUST WAIT. He gets comment from Nesta like “What the fuq is that thing, Cassian” “Is that you on the cake, Cassian?”

5.       AZRIEL

HE SECRETLY LOVES THIS CAKE AND ALL ITS GOLD GLITTERS. When Cassian gets near it, he would hide his cake. HE ONLY OFFERS IT TO ELAIN DUH. “It’s okay Elain, you can have it all, I don’t need the cake”

6.       AMREN

OF COURSE THERE ARE JEWELRIES IN HER CAKE. SHE LIKES IT TO BE SPARKLING. IT’S HER FAVORITE CAKE EVER. One time Cassian put chicken feathers on the peacock’s head. Cassian end up banned from Amren’s apartment FOR LIKE 20 YEARS.

7.       NESTA

“WHO DARE COME NEAR MY CAKE? YOU SEE THAT PRETTY KNIFE? YEAH IT WILL BE ON YOUR NECK. CASSIAN, NO. GET OUT”

8.       ELAIN

The prettiest cake in the world. SHE SPENT A WHOLE WEEK TO DECORATE IT, WITH AZRIEL’S HELP. Elain and Azriel eating the cake, and they ended up kissing and smearing all the frosting on each other. And on Azriel’s wings.

9.       LUCIEN

Somehow he didn’t put the Fire Dick on the cake. Surpise surprise.

10.   TAMLIN

No one make him cake. No, but here’s the flour and he can make it himself.

ALSO THRONE OF GLASS AND THEIR CAKES HERE!!

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I can’t see Albus willingly walking into Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop, even for Scorpius, so instead I like to think he stole his brother’s invisibility cloak and whisked Scorpius away on a late night date to the lake. It included a picnic (which was 100% sweets and cakes) and stargazing, because sometimes the most magical moments require no magic at all ♥︎

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There’s an Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine collaboration event with Patisserie Swallowtail at Tokyu Hands Ikebukuro.

They’re currently selling Haine sensei’s cake and Cookie’s with either Haine, Kai, Leonhard, Bruno and Licht’s image printed on it. And for every item that you order, you’ll one picture.

Throne of Glass characters and their cakes

1.       AELIN

NOT ONLY DOES SHE CLAIM ROWAN WHITETHORN, SHE TOO CLAIMS ALL THE FUCKING CAKES IN THE WORLD. CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT CAKE? Check. CHOCOLATE CAKE? Check. CHOCOLATE? Check. CAKE? Check.

2.       ROWAN

“CAKE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR MUSCLE, CHILDREN.” says Rowan while eating these cute cakes.

3.       LYSANDRA

MATCHA AND OREO CAKE SUITS HER. BESIDES, IT IS A GORGEOUS CAKE.

But don’t be fooled, she secretly has this gargantuan cake in her bedroom. BECAUSE WHY NOT??

4.       AEDION

HE’S NOT AMUSED WITH HIS CAKE. (Look at the wolf’s expression, it’s similar to a FUCKING MIECZYSLAW FUCKING STILES STILINSKI in Motel California in the bus when he’s about to make his friend puke)

5.       DORIAN

HE IS THE PUREST THING IN THE WORLD SO HE DOES NOT EAT HIS CAKE WITH HIS OWN HAND. PHANTOM HANDS, PREFERABLY. WITH CERTAIN WITCH, PREFERABLY.

6.       MANON

BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER BABY ABRAXOS SO SHE HAS A WYVERN IN HER CAKE. And if you so much look at her cake, the wyvern will spit a fire down your face.

7.       GAVRIEL

BECAUSE HE IS THE UNCLE KITTY CAT, HE HAS TO WATCH ALL THESE IRRESPONSIBLE CHILDREN AROUND HIM.

8.       CHAOL

YO, WHAT IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF WHILE EATING CAKE? Yup, have a fucking sword on the cake. HANDY.

9.       NESRYN

DELICIOUS CAKE, BEAUTIFUL ARROW. EASY TO EAT, EASY TO USE.

10.   LORCAN

“I am death, I am destruction, I am blessed by Hella himself, my cake is bitter and as dark as my soul, HERE ELIDE TAKE MY CAKE”

11.   ELIDE

HONESTLY, SHE ONLY WANTS TO ENJOY HER CAKE. ISN’T IT PRETTY?

12.   FENRYS AND CONNAL

WHAT IS CUTER THAN THESE 2 BABIES? LET THEM HAVE THE CAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

13.   MAEVE

LET HER EATING A FUCKING MOSS, DISGUISED IN A CAKE. WE DON’T CARE.

14.   ERAWAN

ERAWAN WHO? Oh that lil MONSTER bitch


BONUS CAKE FOR FREE


15.   ABRAXOS

CAUSE HE’S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD, AND DESERVES THIS CAKE FOR HIS OWN.

Tagging these cuties: @arya-drottning @illyrian-high-lord @fiery-feyre @iamthebonecarver @highladyofshadowhunters @dasai-h @littlehoneyybee @tog-trash

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