BECAUSE HONESTLY, HE’S THE HIGH LORD OF THE NIGHT COURT AND HE WANTS HIS CAKE TO BE PRETTY, NOT TO MENTION IT’S REALLY SWEET. NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD BE HAVING DIABETES BY NOW.
SHE’S THE HIGH LADY. THE FIRST HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT OF ALL HISTORY. And this cake reminds her of Starfall and all its glory. She likes to share her cake, and guess what CASSIAN EATS THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
YO IT’S THE MORRIGAN. SHE LIKES HER CAKE TO BE GORGEOUS AND FABULOUS AND PRETTY. NO ONE GETS A CHANCE TO TASTE IT. Probably Rhys stole one of those glitters just to make her mad. “I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE THE HIGH LORD, PUT IT BACK RHYSAND OR I WILL STEP ON YOUR CAKE NOW I SWEAR TO CAULDRON!!”
HE’S THE BEST COOK IN THE SQUAD, AND HE MADE IT. HE LIKES HIS CAKE TO REPRESENT HIMSELF. DO NOT JUDGE. THIS CAKE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WHOLE VELARIS. YOU JUST WAIT. He gets comment from Nesta like “What the fuq is that thing, Cassian” “Is that you on the cake, Cassian?”
HE SECRETLY LOVES THIS CAKE AND ALL ITS GOLD GLITTERS. When Cassian gets near it, he would hide his cake. HE ONLY OFFERS IT TO ELAIN DUH. “It’s okay Elain, you can have it all, I don’t need the cake”
OF COURSE THERE ARE JEWELRIES IN HER CAKE. SHE LIKES IT TO BE SPARKLING. IT’S HER FAVORITE CAKE EVER. One time Cassian put chicken feathers on the peacock’s head. Cassian end up banned from Amren’s apartment FOR LIKE 20 YEARS.
“WHO DARE COME NEAR MY CAKE? YOU SEE THAT PRETTY KNIFE? YEAH IT WILL BE ON YOUR NECK. CASSIAN, NO. GET OUT”
The prettiest cake in the world. SHE SPENT A WHOLE WEEK TO DECORATE IT, WITH AZRIEL’S HELP. Elain and Azriel eating the cake, and they ended up kissing and smearing all the frosting on each other. And on Azriel’s wings.
Somehow he didn’t put the Fire Dick on the cake. Surpise surprise.
No one make him cake. No, but here’s the flour and he can make it himself.
I can’t see Albus willingly walking into Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop, even for Scorpius, so instead I like to think he stole his brother’s invisibility cloak and whisked Scorpius away on a late night date to the lake. It included a picnic (which was 100% sweets and cakes) and stargazing, because sometimes the most magical moments require no magic at all ♥︎