*Ocelot, looking at a picture of BB’s horribly burnt and mangled remains being kept alive artificially by the Patriots* “This is wrong. They’re treating him like an object, a tool. He deserves more dignity than that. He deserves to be free.”

“S-sir, do you have an erection?”

“Oh, I’m hard as a diamond. This picture is getting blown up and put on my wall, but that’s not the point.”

never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:

  • was at one point the richest person in the entire world
  • murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
  • betrayed 4 different factions in one game
  • had a full six pack at 70 years old