My sister in crime @noclevernamelbr has already posted a gazillion lethal gifs and pics, so I’m going with something else today: VIDEOS. Yeah, baby, buckle your seatbelt - this is going to be a ride you won’t forget! ;-)
I’ll be honest - I’m not sure how I feel about this one. I did my best and I’m quite happy with how it ended but I feel like there’s more to Tony and the reader’s relationship that I should’ve explored. However, after the conversation with Loki it was just too long. You guys will let me know what you think. Thanks to @thefallenbibliophilequote for the request. Enjoy, my darlings!
What’s the chance that you can do a second part to “The Beast” please?
It was the season of ice-cream and lemonade. All the windows
in your apartment were wide open, as well as the doors to your balcony, on
which you sat. After about twenty minutes of sun-soaking fun, you decided that
you couldn’t tolerate the sunshine any more.
Despite the shorts and vest you were currently sporting, you
could feel the beads of sweat on your forehead, which no amount of wiping away cleared
up permanently. You opened your fridge and pulled out a bottle of water. Just
holding it helped you feel cooler, and placing it on the back of your neck, as
you closed the fridge with your foot, provided small sweet relief from the
You unscrewed the lid and poured a little water down your
“Fuck me, it’s hot…” you sighed to yourself as you ambled down the corridor. You’d
already passed your front doorway before you realised someone had been stood in
it. You froze.
“Perhaps I might be able to assist with that,” the figure said.
Moving onto your back foot, you leaned backwards and peered
around the corner. You knew that face. Surely not…
7. “We can’t have a crisis - my schedule is already full.”
45. “I am not human. I never was. So why do expect me to act like one?”
“Loki, how could you! I trusted you…”
“Yes darling, and that was your mistake.”
“You crossed a line! No decent human being would ever–”
“(Y/N), I am not human… I never was. So why do you expect me to act like one?”
“You absolute monster, we agreed: No blue shells!”
He simply chuckled. “My love, I am the god of lies…”
And that’s when she tackled him. God of lies or not, he had messed with a Mario Kart pact.
“What’s that commotion from the commons area?” Natasha asked, sauntering into the kitchen. “We can’t have a crisis, my schedule is already full.” She turned to grab a cup of coffee as she waited for a reply.
“Four words, my dear Widow…” Tony replied. “‘Loki’, ‘(Y/N)’, and ‘Mario Kart’.”