char:john

Can we take a moment to appreciate what a wonderful and weird kid Rosie will be because her dads are like the most ridiculous and insane people to ever raise a kid

- she’ll know the Latin names of all species of ants and swear like a sailor by the age of five
- she’ll be so confused the first time she learns other families don’t have a mini fridge solely devoted to body parts and chemistry experiments.
- her clothes will be a mix of knits and insanely expensive toddler clothes
- her hair will never be brushed and have clips half heartedly stuck in it to try and tame it
- her school lunches will consist of a peanut butter sandwich, juice box, an apple, and cryptic codes and notes
- she’ll go to the opera for birthdays and replay them later at home
- she’ll teacher herself to play all of her dads favorite music on the violin.
- perfect grammar and a beautiful vocabulary mingled with swearing
- she can recite all of Shakespeare’s sonnets after a single afternoons reading
- temper tantrums that include detailed and perfectly logical arguments as to why they should stay in the museum.
- deducing people to get what she wants
- sitting for hours “fwinking”
- having only science themed toys and known good the life’s stories of all the famous scientists.
- snuggling with her dads and watching BBC documentaries every Thursday

Like she’s the cutest, weirdest, smartest little bean to ever grace the earth

57?
  • john: *is on the other side of london*
  • sherlock: john.
  • john:
  • sherlock: joooohhhhnnn
  • john:
  • sherlock: joooOOOOOOHHHN
  • john:
  • sherlock: JJJJOOOOHNN
  • john:
  • sherlock: *text bombs john*
  • john:
  • sherlock: JOHN ROSIE SAID HER FIRST WORDS
  • john:
  • sherlock: JOHN MORIARTY IS BACK
  • john:
  • sherlock: JOHN IM ABOUT TO JUMP OFF BARTS AGAIN
  • john:
  • sherlock: NO AIR BAG THIS TIME
  • john:
  • sherlock: JOHN IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
  • john:
  • sherlock: *gives up*
  • *irene's text tone*
  • john: *bursts through the door* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL
the abominable bride
  • mycroft: john, take good care of him.
  • john: *nods*
  • mycroft: john, TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM
  • john: yes ok, i will.
  • mycroft: *winks*
  • john: ???
  • mycroft:
  • mycroft: john are you getting this?
  • john: getting what? you want me to take good care of sherlock.
  • mycroft:
  • john: am i not getting something?
  • mycroft: john. *wink* take *wink* good *wink* care *wink* of *wink* him *wink wink wink* would you?
  • john: o-o
  • mycroft:
  • mycroft: you aren't getting this, are you
  • john: ummm
  • mycroft:
  • mycroft: *shaking john's shoulders* MARY NO SHERLOCK YES DUMP MARY SHES BAAAAAAD DATE SHERLOCK HES GOOOOOOD.
  • john: o_O
  • mycroft: *pouts and stomps off the plane and once he's outside, screams*