• Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Pete and Claudia
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Myka and Steve
  • Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Mrs. Frederic
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Artie
  • Could kill you by feeding you cinnamon rolls: Leena
  • Sinnamon roll: HG
The Family of Warehouse13
  • Claudia: Hey Jinks-y, Is your mom like "okay" with you being gay?
  • Steve: Of course she is. She used to be a Lesbian on E.R.
  • Claudia: Oh, well that makes sense.
  • Steve: Yeah, it’s funny how we take after our family members.
  • Claudia: Tell me about it. I used to hang out with Drake and Josh and my brother was on 15/Love. Same teen audience, just different countries.
  • Myka: Yeah and my parents are Michael and Susan Hogen, Only the two most Canadian actors ever to live. Did you know that when I’m sick, I vomit up red maple leaves? That’s what happens when uber Canadians reproduce. Their offspring become human syrup machines.
  • Artie: Your parents?! You don’t know that half of it; I have Judd Hirsch as a father. These brows and hair could only come from THE Jew, of all Jew history in television.
  • Pete: Well my mom and wife are hot lesbians in outer space! Totally explains my awesomeness.
  • Steve:
  • Claudia:
  • Artie:
  • Trailer:
  • Myka: Nah, I’m aboot sure that their awesomeness just skipped a generation there, eh.

goodbye warehouse 13 ↪ 8/9 favorite moments

Or maybe you broke the table.