char: amber weaver

Amber Weaver: On a scale of 1 - 10, what do you think I am? I feel like a 7 or an 8, but I really want to be a 9 you know? Reggie, do you think I’m pretty? Not pretty on the inside, I mean like pretty pretty.

Reggie Jackson: I think you’re …

Amber Weaver: Give me a number, Reggie. I want a number.

Reggie Jackson: Pi. You’re like Pi. Pi is 3.14159 and it goes on and on, you know?

Amber Weaver: So you’re saying I’m a 3?

Reggie Jackson: No, I’m saying you’re Infinite, Amber.

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Amber: on a scale from 1 - 10 how pretty do you think I am.

Reggie: I think you’re the most beau-

Amber: Yeah I’m gonna need a number Reggie…

*moments later*

Reggie: Pi I think your number is Pi 3.1415926

Amber: So you’re saying I’m a 3?

Reggie: I’m saying your number is infinite Amber Weaver.

Amber: you’re so weird.

Amber: *smiling & walking away*