[AFF] A Misguided and Unnecessarily Long Galactic Odyssey to Earth

Title: A Misguided and Unnecessarily Long Galactic Odyssey to Earth 
Author: unclassified_senpai
Pairing: OT12, Xiumin/Chen, D.O./Kai
Status: Ongoing
Length: Chaptered
Rating: R
Genre: Bromance, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Space!AU

Summary: The Stravechi Nava was a modest ship. She wasn’t large and showy and didn’t come with a lot of gadgetry or high-tech functions. She could fly, warp, and house any form of Being with no problem and that was all that mattered. But traveling to Earth through an insanely round-about (not to mention dangerous and just plain weird) trajectory carrying not exactly illegal but not really legal “cargo” while picking up random nomads, Androids, mercenaries, and rare Beings (even by Galactic standards), might prove too much for the Stravechi Nava and her modest Trade Crew of five.

Reasons Why You Submitted: For those asking for something similar to Phoenix! This fic is amazing!!!!  The story, the characters, the excitement I can’t describe how amazing this fic is!  And it’s hilarious af!  The writer sadly has a terrible writer’s block rn, so let’s cheer her up together!

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Fanfic: Forgotten Ch 1, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century | FanFiction

I have seen that look on my Boswell’s face before. I know what it means. I had hoped that this lifetime might be different, that he would not be so cruel that he could fall in love and forget me again. How can he do it? How can he just turn and walk away with this woman that he hardly knows hanging on his arm? How can he forget the plans that we have made for today? How can he simply forget all about me? Have I done something wrong?

I try to tell myself that this is not at all like last time. I shall still have John and Briar; I am not going to be all alone at Baker Street this time. All the same, my eyes are prickling slightly and there is a lump forming in my throat. Does Watson not know how I feel? Does he not care? The house is not a home when he is away from it - do I have to tell him as much, for him to know it?

Watson has made a new friend and Holmes is feeling a bit sorry for himself.

Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Rating: K+
Language: English
Friendship
Chapters: 8
Words: 25k+
Completed: 26th of May 2014
Published: 21 of April 2014

Smutty Chaptered Fics

Brick by Brick - embarrassing_myself and insanityplaysfics

Summary: No one said having an unmated Alpha and an unmated Omega living under the same roof was going to be easy, but add in a mess of feelings and desire, and things go from bad to worse. When Phil Lester asked his best friend, Dan Howell, to move in with him, he thought he could ignore his feelings and refrain from submitting, but with an oblivious Dan scenting him every other day, he decides he has to put a stop to it. Jealousy and misunderstandings collide to throw their lives into chaos, forcing both men to reconsider their relationship. Will they ever get their happy ending, or will prevalent sexism force them apart?

Come What May (ao3) - PhantasticFiction

Summary: Phil Lester usualy wasn’t one to go to strip clubs. But after being coaxed into it by a couple of his friends he meets the ever hypnotizing Greyson Bear(Dan Howell). Easily falling in love with him Phil works to save Dan from the underworld of prostitution.

danandphilKINKS (ao3) - snsk

Summary: “I’ve got mine!” Dan said, waving it triumphantly. Phil knew this was serious, then, because a) he hadn’t procrastinated on it at all, and b) it was barely legible: he’d handwritten it.Or: Dan and Phil have a bucket list. Except with less seeing the Great Wall of China and more Googling how to wash enema.

God’s Gift To Men (ao3) - rossendalebabe

Summary: Phil and his girlfriend seem quite happy until one night, his flatmate Dan has a bad experience and everything changes forever.

Good Luck Boy (ao3) - iguessicantry

Summary: Born of a prostitute, Dan never expected anything better for himself, until he met Phil.

How Much For That Bear In The Window? - venuslester

Summary: Dan, an eighteen year old boy who has finally reached the age to be sold from the whorehouse he used to call home, is given to a man with dreamy blue eyes who makes this seem a lot less terrifying.

In Another Life (ao3) - analester

Summary: A chaptered fic made up of a series of smutty oneshots taking place in the pastel!dan and punk!phil alternate universe.

Let Me Be Your Call Boy - embarrassing-myself and insanityplaysfics

Summary: After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is.

kinky week (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: It’s like spooky week, but instead of videos and scary games I’m just writing five really* kinky things.*by really I mean not actually that kinky probs.

Showbiz (ao3) - jlawad

Summary: Dan, a shy college freshman, finds himself a job working as a model for an art student. Phil, the art student, likes to explore the art of BDSM.

Your Love’s a Fucking Drag (But I Need It So Bad) - phansdick, whalefairyfandom12

Summary: Dan likes black and leather jackets, Phil likes reading in solitude and playing video games. But they have one thing in common as new roommates at uni: They are both completely straight. Just because they like to get each other off every once in a while doesn’t make it any different.

FIC REC’s of 2016 part 12 (november/december)

(Won’t You) Stay To The A.M. by lululawrence (15k) ONE SHOT

Harry tucked a few loose strands back up into the bun on top of his head and headed to the front of the building. He really would rather no one saw him behind the gym where he worked if possible so they wouldn’t have a chance to catch on that the address he gave for work was actually his friend Ed’s and the number belonged to his buddy Niall. Harry didn’t like the term homeless, because he was making at least some money now and he was actively looking for a better gig so he could actually afford at least a bed in this massive city, but that’s basically what he was. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, he knew that, sometimes shit just happened and this was how it turned out, but he also didn’t want to broadcast his situation if he didn’t have to either. Especially if Louis Tomlinson, Britain’s most talented young actor, was going to be frequenting Harry’s place of employment on a regular basis. HOMELESS/ACTOR HARRY - ACTOR LOUIS

Say You Want Me by orphan_account (37k) CHAPTERED

Louist95: @HarryStyles, I’m personally offended that you haven’t invited me to your concert in Leeds next week. Proper fan I am and all.

HarryStyles: @Louist95 Proper fan? I’m personally offended on behalf of all our fans everywhere that you’ve lumped yourself with them.

A Famous/Not-Famous AU featuring Liam, Zayn, and Harry as the members of Sonic Boom, an English band that unexpectedly sky rocketed to international fame, Niall as their biggest fan, and Louis as the exact opposite. Harry’s a closeted pop star and Louis is the uni student he keeps fighting with on Twitter. It’s all silly banter until it turns into something else. FAMOUS HARRY - UNI STUDENT LOUIS

MARRIED FOR A WEEK?! by gravitycentered (20k) ONE SHOT

Hi guys :) You might recognize Harry from one or two of my old videos .. I was tagged in the Married for a week challenge so I asked him to be my husband ! We had to live together for a week and take each other out on a couple romantic dates and that, check out the video to see how it went :) Give it a like if you enjoyed and maybe subscribe if you haven’t already. Love you all

- Louis x FAKE/PRETEND RELATIONSHIP, YOUTUBE AU

Show Me Wealth, I’ll Show Your Heart by harrystylesandstuff (30k) CHAPTERED

Harry knows the value of money. He knows how to negotiate numbers, knows its worth in engines, and knows the amount he needs to secure for his business. What he didn’t know was that, if spent wisely, money is the one thing he really doesn’t need.

Or AU where Harry has more money than he can handle, Louis can’t handle not having any, and they both find out the greatest wealth isn’t countable. RICH HARRY - HOMELESS LOUIS

Always Expanding by loutwix (38k) ONE SHOT 

Harry’s speechless. Apollo’s just revealed he has a thing for mortals, himself specifically, and it’s the most connected to his Greek mythology class that he’s ever felt. How does one react when gods reveal such a thing? Do they bow? Do they flirt back? Do they just drop to their knees in awe? He’s not sure, but he can only do his best with what he’s given, which is currently a wet, blushing, naked boy gripping his towel with all his might while poetically side-eyeing Harry’s next move.
or
(Gemma brings Louis home for Thanksgiving, and Hot Harry is the last thing he expected.) YOGA INSTRUCTOR HARRY - UNI STUDENT LOUIS

Burn To Ash by bethaboo (116k) CHAPTERED 

Harry is sitting there, so fucking casual, and Louis realizes in a split second he was not ready. When Harry walked out in Detroit and never looked back, he was a boy verging on a man, still only twenty years old, but there’s a man in his place now. Hard and resolute, yes, but still, for the first time in a long time, Louis can kind of see the old Harry in him. The soft, directness of his gaze, the hesitant smile he gives to Lou, the way he wrings his ridiculously large hands in his lap.

He’s a little bit the eager sixteen year old puppy dog again, his innocence and sweetness resurrected miraculously, and Louis freezes in place. He was prepared to face the asshole Harry. He was prepared to meet a whole new Harry.

Louis is not prepared to meet one of the old incarnations of Harry, and it absolutely tears him up.

Or the fic where Harry spirals out of control, the band breaks up, and then he shows back up, five years later. CANON COMPLIANT 

The Impossible Now by stylinsoncity (49k) CHAPTERED 

A wish on Christmas Eve sends Louis to an alternate dimension where Harry is a member of One Direction. DIMENSION TRAVEL 

Kiss Me On The Mouth (And Set Me Free) by tempolarriefics (47k) ONE SHOT

Harry, being his endlessly patient self, asks with a wry smile, “And who am I going to spontaneously marry for financial aid?”

He clearly intends for it to be a rhetorical question, for it to shoot down Louis’ ridiculous marriage idea. But Louis answers easily, “Me. You’ll marry me.“

aka the not-so fake marriage AU in which Harry and Louis get married to keep Harry from dropping out of uni (and if they discover that they’re in love along the way, well, that’s neither here nor there). FAKE/PRETEND RELATIONSHIP

The Summer (1/?)

The Summer (1/?) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 8,456 Words

For reference, @phansdick is Dan, @insanityplaysfics is Phil.

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Warnings: Bullying, homophobia, sexuality denial

A/N: Hey guys! @insanityplaysfics and I have been working on this beauty for about two months now and it’s turned into a giant mess of 300k words! How the actual heck were we even able to write this much in such a short amount of time? I don’t know but I sure do love this, and I love Eliza so much. Anyways, our posting dates are on every Wednesdays and Saturdays! The chapters all start around 8k words but gradually go up in word count as the story unfolds. Title creds: The Summer by Citizen. Hope you enjoy the story because we sure did!

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Can You Give Me My Breath Back

Pairing: Jimin/Jungkook
Author: DeadpanSnarker
Genre: Ice skating!au, figure skating!au, ice hockey!au, College!AU, love-hate relationship, kinda enemies to lovers
Rating: NC17
Summary: 

Six months till the tournament that would decide Jungkook’s future.
Six months where he and his team were in dire need to monopolize the ice-rink that had taken a liking to Uni’s new sweetheart. Where Jimin made a bet with Jungkook, which, if Jungkook lost, he would have to be taught how to ‘truly’ skate.
Or as how Jimin had phrased it, ‘By the time I’m done with you, you’ll have fallen in love with figure-skating’.

Surely things didn’t work out in Jungkook’s favour.In their fickle game, Jungkook is in for sex and Jimin is in for love. By the end of the six months, perhaps he would like figure-skating, but he would have adamantly fallen in love with the figure-skater.

Admin’s Notes: this fic is beautiful. the way it is written is smooth and everything flows so well. jimin and jungkook’s relationship from their first interaction to the end is so well executed and the chemistry is so good between them and just- just read it. please. 

Link: AO3

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fake it till you make It by thealmightyavocado

harry styles/louis tomlinson. chaptered. 12/12. 136K.

In a twisted turn of events, Louis finds himself posing as the brother of his fiancé, Harry, for an annual company retreat.

Did he sign up for this? No.

Is he doing it anyway? Yes.

Can they actually pull this off? Probably not.

****update

↳sequel: too real to fake it

(I’m Miles From Home) But I Found Home In You

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Summary: Dan wasn’t really much of a holiday person. Don’t get him wrong, he loved to travel and see new places, it’s just that he always missed home. What happens when he meets someone while on holiday in Austria, who makes him question his idea of home.

Tags: fluff, eventual smut, vacation, skiing, au, maybe a little bit of angst in later chapters

A/N: Hi, this is my first phanfic. this hasn’t been read by anyone but me so please excuse any mistakes.


Chapter 1 

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Dan wasn’t really much of a holiday person. Don’t get him wrong, he loved to travel and see new places, it’s just that he always missed home; waking up in the early afternoon, after staying up on Wikipedia and tumblr until 4 in the morning. His family always seemed to be disappointed with him one way or the other, complaining about how he was always online and ignoring them. He was a bit closer with his brother but still they lacked that deeper familial connection. Travelling also gave him an existential crisis, as he was constantly faced with the size of the earth and the amount of people that inhabit it, adding to his sense of insignificance. So then when due to this, he did not enjoy his holiday, he always felt worse as he should be enjoying it more than usual as he was privileged enough to be able to go on vacation.

It was now early January, and he was stuck in his shared hotel room, watching the snow blizzard race across the countryside. His family had come down to Austria to go skiing, but the weather had been so terrible that they had decided just to stay inside, making use of the hotel’s sauna and pool areas. Dan, however made more use of the free wifi service. He had cursed his family and the hotel upon arrival as his room was one of the few with no service, so he has spent the whole time in the hotel’s library, which wasn’t much of a library to be honest. There was one large bookshelf by the entrance but the rest of the room was filled with sofas all facing out of the large floor-to-ceiling windows. It would have been very peaceful if it wasn’t for the old man snoring in the corner.

Just as Dan turned back around to face his screen, currently in the middle of watching Free!, he saw a boy, about his age enter the library. The boy had hair the colour of soot, cut in a similar style to Dan’s, wearing a bright yellow Jake hoodie. As the boy looked around the room for a place to sit, he made eye contact with Dan, bright blue eyes staring into dark brown. Dan quickly looked away, forcing himself to watch his anime, but oddly he couldn’t care less about it anymore; just about the boy in the Adventure Time hoodie. From the corner of his eye, he could see the boy sit down on the sofa next to his, the yellow contrasting starkly with Dan’s all black outfit.

Dan did his best not to pay any attention to the boy sitting next to him, watching three episodes before he noticed that he was no longer there. Dan was questioning why he seemed so, well, attracted to this boy. He had known for a long time that he liked both boys and girls, even having a short fling with another boy in his year. But this attraction wasn’t necessarily like that, it was more of an intrigue or fascination, he wanted to get to know this over 6 foot tall boy in the Adventure time hoodie. It might have been due to his loneliness while at the hotel, his few friends were all still back in England, and well they all had people they preferred over him, so no one made any effort in contacting him.

Noticing how late it had gotten, Dan hurriedly stuffed his laptop into his bag, rushing down to the dining hall, to see his family already eating.

“Daniel, where have you been? You know we said 7pm for dinner.” His mother said, once he sat himself down next to his brother.

“Yeah, I know, I just lost track of time, sorry.” Dan hurried, getting up again quickly to get food from the buffet. He faintly heard his father mutter “What are we going to do with him?” as well as someone else getting up and following him to the buffet. Dan was walking around the buffet trying to understand the german labels on the food with his minimal german skills as he heard a low voice talk to him.

“To busy watching Free! to come to dinner on time, Daniel, I would have done the same.” Dan turned around to see the same boy from the library, just now dressed in a blue button-up shirt, which somehow made him even more attractive. He almost dropped his plate on the floor, standing and staring at this boy until he finally came to senses.

“Call me Dan, not Daniel.” Dan said snappily, immediately regretting his tone.

“Okay, Dan, I’m Phil.”

Dan stood around awkwardly, wanting to talk to Phil, but having no idea what to say.

“Well, have a nice dinner, Dan, I’ll see you around.” Phil said, before walking off, sitting at the table right behind where Dan was sitting. Dan could see his brother giving Dan a questioning glare, as Dan stood still, watching Phil. He quickly then piled some random food on his plate before walking back to his table.

“Who was that?” Adrian, Dan’s younger brother, asked him, his eyebrow raised. Adrian was the only one who knew about Dan’s sexuality and would find any opportunity to tease him about it. Dan really wished that Adrian didn’t now, but his brother had walked in on him during his first kiss with a boy last year, scaring both of them, as they were both so far back in the closet, that you wouldn’t even find them in Narnia.

“I don’t know. Some boy, he was just asking me what “Linsen” meant.” Dan quickly lied, a slight stutter in his speech. His brother gave him a weird look, but dropped the subject. However Dan didn’t miss the soft chuckle from the raven-haired boy behind him.

The rest of the meal had been fairly uneventful. Dan’s family had tried bringing him into the conversation, but given up eventually, just letting him stay in his head. He’d been too distracted, listening in on the conversation of the boy behind him. So far he’d learned that Phil was currently studying English at York University, and one of his lecturers hated him. He’d broken up with his girlfriend for two years, three months ago, and that he was a huge fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Dan was slightly upset at hearing that Phil had had a girlfriend, he knew that in theory that doesn’t make a difference, cause Phil could still be bisexual, just like him, but it would have always been nice to know that he liked guys, even if Dan was probably about 3 or 4 years younger than Phil.

Dan had now returned to the library, being the only one in the room, as it was 10pm, and everyone was either in the lounge areas socialising or going to bed. Dan was too engrossed with his laptop to notice someone enter the library, only noticing once a warm body sat down next to him, well basically on top of him due to the small size of the sofas.

“Hi, again.” said Phil, “I was thinking about you and thought you might be here. I guess I was right. What you watching?” Phil looked over Dan’s shoulder to see an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer playing.

“Oh my gosh, I love Buffy so much. I’ve watched all of it countless times. You?” Dan was slightly intimidated by Phil’s energy, and he could smell coffee in his breath, but quickly came to find it endearing. Dan didn’t want to admit that he had only seen very few episodes of Buffy, and was only watching it now because of Phil’s interest.

“This is only my first time, a good friend of mine recommended it to me and I really like it.” Dan stated, blushing as he realised just how close Phil was to him.

“Well, I’ll watch some with you now, if you don’t mind.” Phil grabbed one of Dan’s headphones out of his ear, sticking it in his own, and properly settling down into the sofa. Dan eventually got comfortable, as they watched episode after episode, sometimes laughing together at a funny scene. Phil occasionally made some inappropriate comment, or started rambling about the background and significance of a certain scene.

It was 5 in the morning when Dan woke up, Buffy still playing on his laptop, and Phil snoring softly against his chest, their legs tangled together. Dan thought he could get used to this.

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Someone In The Crowd: Chapter One

chapter one: another day of sun

summary: Phil’s an aspiring actor with more than a few years of living in LA with no avail. Dan’s a jazz pianist stuck in daydreams and a pile of bills. They see right through each other from the beginning but can they make their dreams come true together? aka the La La Land fic no one asked for

words: 2k

warnings: swearing and eventual smut 

author’s note: this is the product of my interest in la la land and dan and phil. my friend caitlyn likes it. i will try to update on mondays. hope you like it. this first chapter is sort of short but you get the idea. 

author: demonphannie (tumblr) / DarkPhannie (ao3)

The Summer (15/30)

The Summer (15/30) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 10,509 Words

For reference, @phansdick is Dan, @insanityplaysfics is Phil.

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A Wizard’s Misgivings Masterlist

Summary:  Dan Howell’s entire family has been in Slytherin, and there’s no doubt he’d supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does’t exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he’s usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can’t touch!

TW: at the beginning of each chapter

Genre: there’ll be fluff, angst, and smut (later when they’re older) so it’ll be awesome

Word Count: 69k

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chapter 5

chapter 6

chapter 7

chapter 8

chapter 9

chapter 10

chapter 11

chapter 12

chapter 13

chapter 14

chapter 15

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Sidetracked

genre: completed chaptered, slow burn, fluff, friends to lovers, au

warnings: mentions of alcohol but that’s literally it

completed word count: 86k

summary: based on a prompt

dan and phil are both contestants on ‘the bachelorette’, but fall in love with each other instead of the girl.

extra tags: completed, 50k, friends to lovers, slow burn :)

The Summer (13/30)

The Summer (13/30) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 15,145 Words

For reference, @phansdick is Dan, @insanityplaysfics is Phil.

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Warnings: slight misunderstandings

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Title: Coming Over

Author: strawberyxoxo / ichigotabetai

Length: Chaptered

Status: Complete

Rating: M

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Smut, Agegap!AU

Summary: Baekhyun’s a staid responsible adult, working a sensible job. He’s all settled into the whole boring-thirty-something-year-old routine. Unfortunately, though, he’s not taken Park Chanyeol into his calculations, that tiny kid with the weird ears that he used to babysit…right…that Park Chanyeol.

Admin Notes: hurray for another agegap!baekyeol !!! I’m so happy for another agegap!AU and with baek being yeol’s babysitter in the past lol I really find it so cute when chanyeol chases baekhyun like a lovestruck pup that he is;;; and the smut omg I died TT I hope I’ll get to see more agegap bkyl fics like this in the future - Admin Elle

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The Summer (5/?)

The Summer (5/?) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 300,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 10,149 Words

For reference, @phansdick is Dan, @insanityplaysfics is Phil.

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Warnings: Sexuality crisis, flirting, misunderstandings, rude pranks, slightly homophobic thoughts

Chapter Five

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