Smugglers Are Smart, But Customs Officers Are Smarter

Thankfully. The above images from a customs agent detail the crazy lengths people will go to for an extra buck. In one of the above shots you’ll actually see that someone stuffed their breast implants full of cocaine. Two questions: one- how did they know the drug-sniffing dog wasn’t just being extra friendly? and two- are those greasy because they just came out of someone?

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