chaos was what killed the dinosaurs darling

The Signs as Quotes from the Movie "Heathers"
  • Aries: It's not very subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school, now is it?
  • Taurus: "You look like hell." "Yeah? I just got back."
  • Gemini: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
  • Cancer: Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.
  • Leo: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human; you'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I love my dead gay son.
  • Scorpio: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • Sagittarius: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
  • Capricorn: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Aquarius: Why are you pulling my dick?
  • Pisces: Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
heathers starters!
  • “i am damaged, far too damaged.”
  • “you were meant to be mine, i am all that you need.”
  • “our love is god. let’s go get a slushie.”
  • “greetings & salutations.”
  • “you came so far why now are you pulling on my dick?”
  • “stick around here, make things better; cause you beat me fair & square.”
  • “you know what i want, babe? cool guys like you out of my life.”
  • “y’know, you fucked me up pretty bad there. you got power.”
  • “fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa to you?”
  • “they made you cry; but that will end tonight.”
  • “chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “our love is god.”
  • “i wish your mom stayed around a little longer. i wish she was a little stronger.”
  • “i wish your dad was good!”
  • “i wish we met before they convinced you life is war!”
  • “i wish you’d come with me…”
  • “please.. don’t leave me alone. you were.. all that i could trust.. i can’t do this alone..”
  • “let’s make this beautiful.”
  • “let’s be normal. see bad movies, sneak a beer & watch tv.”
  • “don’t you want a life with me?”
  • “you don’t know what my world looks like.”
  • “sorry for coming through the window. dreadful etiquette, i know.”
  • “i worship you. i’d trade my life for you.”
  • “wish you’d miss me, wish you’d kiss me…”
  • “but i believe a dream that is worth having, should be a dream that never has to end.”
  • “certain girls were meant to be alone.”
  • “fine. we’re damaged, very damaged. but that does not make us wise.”
  • “we’re not special, we’re not different. we don’t choose who lives or dies.”

Heather sentence starters!

  • “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”
  • “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
  • “My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.”
  • “Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!”
  • “You know I’m always red.”
  • “People love you, but I know you.”
  • “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
  • “Call me when the shuttle lands.”
  • “Why are you such a mega bitch?”
  • “Why are you pulling my dick?”
  • “Do you take German?”
  • “You’ve been depressed lately.”
  • “Real life sucks people dry.”
  • “You wanna fuck with the eagles? You gotta learn to fly.”
  • “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing kumbaya one more time…”
  • “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
  • “It’ll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for a week.”
  • “I just killed my best friend/worst enemy.”
  • “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
  • “Grow up. Bulimia is so ‘87.”
  • “Oh god, make sure this never happens to me. I don’t think I can handle suicide.”
  • “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
  • “Watch it, you might be digesting food there.”
  • “Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?”
  • “Did you hear, school is cancelled today because two boys killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.”
  • “My son is a homosexual and I love him.”
  • “I love my dead gay son.”
  • “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “My love, there is a new sheriff in town.”
The Types As "Heathers" Quotes

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw: ESFP ENTJ ENFJ

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling: ENTP INTP ISTP

I do not patronize bunny rabbits!: ESFJ ISFJ ESTJ ISFP

The extreme always seem to make an impression: ESTP ENFP

Your day dreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me: INFP INTJ INFJ ISTJ

2p as quotes from Heathers (movie):
  • 2p America: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • 2p England: Our love is God, let's go get a slushie.
  • 2p France: I can't believe this is my life.
  • 2p China: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • 2p Russia: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you would be a game show host.
  • 2p Italy: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • 2p Japan: If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
  • 2p South Italy: Jealous much?
  • 2p Austria: I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
  • 2p Prussia: Real life sucks losers dry.
heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
You're Obsessed with Heathers [RFA + V & Saeran]

AN: If you haven’t heard of Heathers: the movie is on Hulu (Netflix too, I think) and the soundtrack is on Spotify! It is rated R and has a lot of swearing and murder/suicide so keep that in mind ^-^ there’s a musical too but I’m not sure where to find it

Zen
▪yessss MC!!!!
▪loves it because finally you’re into a musical that he hasn’t starred in
▪will duet Dead Girl Walking & Seventeen with you all the time
▪matching Veronica & JD Halloween costumes are a must
▪for your birthday he takes you to go see the musical ahhh
▪he’s interested in JD’s character but will make sure to remind you that even though y'all dress up together, he can seperate reality from fiction & will never ever treat you like JD does to Veronica

Jaehee *Heathers spoilers*
▪okay…remember that role Zen played a while back?
▪the one where he played the deranged psychopath and did a phenomenal job?
▪imagine him playing JD!
*heavy breathing* I would explode asdfghjkl
▪just like JD did xD

▪mmmmmmm
▪heck yeah boi
▪aBsOlUtElY requests that Zen at least reenacts some of the lines from it
▪would cry tears of joy
▪her favorite part of the movie is the ending because heck yeah Veronica you go girl
▪not a fan of how vulgar it is and doesn’t really care for the murder aspect, but she does like the depth to the characters
▪loves JD’s line: “chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling”

707
▪if you’ve introduced him to it….rip
▪ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM?
▪YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?
▪YOU’VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
▪I’D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
▪AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
▪BUT I’M FEELING NICE, HERE’S SOME ADVICE
▪LISTEN UP BIYATCH
▪comes up with conspiracy theories for each of the characters
▪quotes it constantly
▪"We must pray the other members of the RFA know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it’s Jesus Christ, and he’s in the book"
▪buys ya matching merch
▪he also has matching cosplays, but he only dresses as Veronica and Heather Chandler

Yoosung
▪okay but did his mom give him permission to watch an R rated movie?
yoosung it’s not even that horror-y stop making excuses
▪does not like JD one bit
▪horrified at his behaivor towards Veronica near the end of the movie
▪"and you…like him, MC?“
▪yes….?
▪does not say a word after that but treats you suspiciously sweet afterwards

Saeran
▪"well f*** me gently with a chainsaw” is now his new favorite saying
▪he actually kind of likes it
▪it’s a new tradition between the two of you to watch it every Friday night

Jumin & V (because this scenerio works for both)
▪he won’t tell you this but…
▪it’s not his thing
▪the whole murdering kids & abusive relationships aspect just really makes him uncomfortable
▪He will always listen to you talk about it though! He knows enough to indulge you in conversation
▪if you really want, he’ll take you to go see it bc precious bean

Heathers: JD [ENTP]

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.“ Big ideas? That’s JD. He has nothing but ideas and sees the untapped potential of other people, though it is often used to serve his own goals. He sees Veronica’s unhappiness with her friends and her high school life and exploits that, leading to their “Bonnie and Clyde days”. After Heather Chandler’s death, he sizes up the two remaining Heathers and goes for the potential he sees in Heather Duke, exploiting and playing upon her desire to be the new Heather Chandler. His ideas and goals become more lofty and grandiose as the movie progresses, going from offing Heather Chandler to blowing up the entire school and everyone in it - an idea that strikes him when his father shows him a demolition video. His big idea is that “The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.”

Introverted Thinking (Ti): JD’s mind is extremely analytical. He often speaks in metaphors and uses them to convey his philosophies on certain matters. People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, “Now there’s a school that self-destructed, not because society didn’t care, but because the school was society.” Now that’s deep.“  He prides himself in picking apart constructs, ideas, and people and he’s very good at it. He can think his way out of situations, such as the story to Veronica regarding the “Ich Luge” bullets when Veronica says she doesn’t take German. Or when he proposes, “What if this was like a suicide thing?” after the death of Heather Chandler.

Extroverted Feeling (Fe):  JD can be quite charming, knowing how to appeal to the emotions of Veronica, Martha, and Heather Duke. He’s good at reading people and is absolutely thrilled by the reactions of the school over the death of Heather Chandler, unlike Veronica who seems uncomfortable and points out the phoniness of people’s responses when being interviewed. He cracks jokes at Kurt and Ram’s funeral. When he feels as though the school “does not need mushy togetherness. It needs a strong leader”, he sets Heather Duke on the crash course to becoming the new “leader”. Unlike Veronica, JD has no real internal moral code. He tells Veronica that “Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes.” and infers that she really did want them dead after they spread rumors about an alleged sexual tryst with her. When Veronica no longer becomes useful to him, he plans on killing her. “I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you…" The only way she survives in the end is because she thwarts his plan, showing her that she has “strength” and that he underestimated her which he accepts before ending his own life outside of the school.

Introverted Sensing (Si): Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.“ JD’s past experiences color how he sees people and society as a whole. To him, everything is stagnant. He doesn’t care much for details when Veronica points out that Heather Chandler would never use the word "myriad” in her suicide note as she got it wrong on a vocab test but quickly asserts “That only proves my point more. The word is a badge for her failures at school."  He’s in tune with social dynamics of the school as soon as he steps in the front door but that doesn’t mean he cares much for them. His past resentment for how things "are” is what fuels his motivations. He makes a lot of jabs at “society” as a whole. 

great comet characters as heathers quotes
  • natasha rostova: are we going to prom, or to hell?
  • pierre bezukhov: whether or not to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions you can make.
  • sonya rostova: if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. you’d be a game show host.
  • marya dmitrievna: you know what i want? cool guys like you out of my life.
  • anatole kuragin: our love is god. let’s go get a slushie.
  • hélène kuragina: i use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.
  • fedya dolokhov: dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.
  • old prince bolkonsky: fuck me gently with a chainsaw! do i look like mother teresa to you?!
  • mary bolkonskaya: great, so heather gets the front page, and i get crammed in by the taco bell coupon.
  • balaga: chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!
  • andrey bolkonsky: i say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
The signs as "Heathers" quotes
  • Aries: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Taurus: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Gemini: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you..
  • Cancer: Dear Diary. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Leo: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I shop, therefore I am.
  • Scorpio: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Sagittarius: Our love is God. Lets go get a slushie.
  • Capricorn: Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • Aquarius: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Pisces: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
The Signs as “Heathers” Quotes

Aries: “Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ‘87.”

Taurus: “Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.”

Gemini: “You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.”

Cancer: “If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.”

Leo: “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”

Virgo: “When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings”

Libra: “Our love is God, let’s go get a Slushie.”

Scorpio: “Veronica, you look like hell.” … “Yeah? I just got back.”

Sagittarius: “You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel? You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic!”

Capricorn: “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling”

Aquarius: “Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.”

Pisces: “Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don’t know what it’s given me, but I have no control over myself when I’m with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?”

Heathers Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
  • Taurus: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
  • Gemini: "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling"
  • Cancer: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
  • Leo: -"Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • -"Because I can be."
  • Virgo: "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
  • Libra: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • Scorpio: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • Sagittarius: -"Veronica, you look like hell."
  • -"Yeah? I just got back."
  • Capricorn: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
  • Aquarius: "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."
  • Pisces: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."