chaos killed the dinosaurs darling

The Signs as Quotes from the Movie "Heathers"
  • Aries: It's not very subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school, now is it?
  • Taurus: "You look like hell." "Yeah? I just got back."
  • Gemini: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
  • Cancer: Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.
  • Leo: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human; you'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I love my dead gay son.
  • Scorpio: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • Sagittarius: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
  • Capricorn: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Aquarius: Why are you pulling my dick?
  • Pisces: Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

❛    well,    fuck me gently with a chainsaw.    ❜
❛    do i look like mother theresa    ?    ❜
❛    my teen - angst bullshit now has a body count.    ❜
❛    chaos is what killed the dinosaurs,    darling.    ❜
❛    you look like hell.    ❜
❛    yeah,    i just got back.    ❜
❛    are we going to prom or hell    ?    ❜
❛    god    !    i sound like a fucking psycho.    ❜
❛    i felt bad everytime i did it,    but i kept doing it anyway.    ❜
❛    now i know you understood everything.    ❜
❛    now that’s deep.    ❜
❛    there are no stupid questions.    ❜
❛    that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard.    ❜
❛    the extreme always seems to make an impression.    ❜
❛    what’s your damage    ?    ❜
❛    how very.    ❜
❛    i just killed my best friend.    ❜
❛    i can’t believe you did it.    ❜
❛    i was teasing.    ❜
❛    i loved you.    ❜
❛    there’s a new sheriff in town.    ❜
❛    you don’t deserve my fucking speech.    ❜
❛    so what’s the deal    ?    ❜
❛    what a waste    !    ❜
❛    oh,    the humanity    !    ❜
❛    our love is god.    ❜
❛    let’s go get a slushie.    ❜
❛    is your life perfect.    ❜
❛    i don’t really like my friends.    ❜
❛    maybe it’s time to take a vacation.    ❜
❛    now that you’re dead,    what are you gonna do with your life    ?    ❜
❛    why do you have to be such a mega - bitch    ?    ❜
❛    because i can be.    ❜
❛    did you have a brain tumour for breakfast    ?    ❜
❛    i say we just grow up,    be adults and die.    ❜
❛    if everyone jumped off a bridge,    would you    ?    ❜
❛    why are you pulling my dick    ?    ❜
❛    that knife is filthy.    ❜
❛    some people need different kinds of convincing than others.    ❜
❛    you’re beautiful.    ❜
❛    did that sound bitchy    ?    ❜
❛    this isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.    ❜
❛    you were nothing before you met me.    ❜
❛    she’s my best friend.    god,    i hate her.    ❜
❛    i shop,    therefore i am.    ❜
❛    a true friend’s work is never done.    ❜
❛    god had cursed me i think.    ❜
❛    we’ll crucify her.    ❜
❛    what’s the up - chuck factor on that    ?    ❜
❛    ugh,    such a pillowcase.    ❜
❛    nice guys finish last,    i should know.    ❜
❛    get a job.    ❜

heathers starters!
  • “i am damaged, far too damaged.”
  • “you were meant to be mine, i am all that you need.”
  • “our love is god. let’s go get a slushie.”
  • “greetings & salutations.”
  • “you came so far why now are you pulling on my dick?”
  • “stick around here, make things better; cause you beat me fair & square.”
  • “you know what i want, babe? cool guys like you out of my life.”
  • “y’know, you fucked me up pretty bad there. you got power.”
  • “fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa to you?”
  • “they made you cry; but that will end tonight.”
  • “chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “our love is god.”
  • “i wish your mom stayed around a little longer. i wish she was a little stronger.”
  • “i wish your dad was good!”
  • “i wish we met before they convinced you life is war!”
  • “i wish you’d come with me…”
  • “please.. don’t leave me alone. you were.. all that i could trust.. i can’t do this alone..”
  • “let’s make this beautiful.”
  • “let’s be normal. see bad movies, sneak a beer & watch tv.”
  • “don’t you want a life with me?”
  • “you don’t know what my world looks like.”
  • “sorry for coming through the window. dreadful etiquette, i know.”
  • “i worship you. i’d trade my life for you.”
  • “wish you’d miss me, wish you’d kiss me…”
  • “but i believe a dream that is worth having, should be a dream that never has to end.”
  • “certain girls were meant to be alone.”
  • “fine. we’re damaged, very damaged. but that does not make us wise.”
  • “we’re not special, we’re not different. we don’t choose who lives or dies.”
2p as quotes from Heathers (movie):
  • 2p America: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • 2p England: Our love is God, let's go get a slushie.
  • 2p France: I can't believe this is my life.
  • 2p China: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • 2p Russia: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you would be a game show host.
  • 2p Italy: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • 2p Japan: If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
  • 2p South Italy: Jealous much?
  • 2p Austria: I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
  • 2p Prussia: Real life sucks losers dry.

Heather sentence starters!

  • “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”
  • “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
  • “My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.”
  • “Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!”
  • “You know I’m always red.”
  • “People love you, but I know you.”
  • “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
  • “Call me when the shuttle lands.”
  • “Why are you such a mega bitch?”
  • “Why are you pulling my dick?”
  • “Do you take German?”
  • “You’ve been depressed lately.”
  • “Real life sucks people dry.”
  • “You wanna fuck with the eagles? You gotta learn to fly.”
  • “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing kumbaya one more time…”
  • “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
  • “It’ll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for a week.”
  • “I just killed my best friend/worst enemy.”
  • “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
  • “Grow up. Bulimia is so ‘87.”
  • “Oh god, make sure this never happens to me. I don’t think I can handle suicide.”
  • “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
  • “Watch it, you might be digesting food there.”
  • “Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?”
  • “Did you hear, school is cancelled today because two boys killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.”
  • “My son is a homosexual and I love him.”
  • “I love my dead gay son.”
  • “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “My love, there is a new sheriff in town.”
The Types As "Heathers" Quotes

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw: ESFP ENTJ ENFJ

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling: ENTP INTP ISTP

I do not patronize bunny rabbits!: ESFJ ISFJ ESTJ ISFP

The extreme always seem to make an impression: ESTP ENFP

Your day dreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me: INFP INTJ INFJ ISTJ

Heathers quotes that remind me of Black Butler

Sebastian Michaelis: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

Ciel Phantomhive: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Elizabeth Midford: Are we going to prom or to hell?

Undertaker: Our love is god. Let’s go get a slushie.  

Vincent Phantomhive: I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill you. 

Madam Red: You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel? You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic! 

Grell Sutcliff: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

Alois Trancy: The extreme always seems to make an impression.  

heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
Heathers Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
  • Taurus: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
  • Gemini: "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling"
  • Cancer: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
  • Leo: -"Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • -"Because I can be."
  • Virgo: "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
  • Libra: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • Scorpio: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • Sagittarius: -"Veronica, you look like hell."
  • -"Yeah? I just got back."
  • Capricorn: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
  • Aquarius: "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."
  • Pisces: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
The Approximate Timeline of Heathers

After this happened, I decided to look at some calendars to try and map out the events of Heathers. Note: I am referring mainly to the MOVIE, not the musical. I will also be making the Assumption that the Film starts on the same day as it’s theatrical release (Which was March 31st, 1989).

These are the calendars I will be referring back too.

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