chaos killed the dinosaurs darling

The Signs as Quotes from the Movie "Heathers"
  • Aries: It's not very subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school, now is it?
  • Taurus: "You look like hell." "Yeah? I just got back."
  • Gemini: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
  • Cancer: Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.
  • Leo: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human; you'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I love my dead gay son.
  • Scorpio: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • Sagittarius: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
  • Capricorn: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Aquarius: Why are you pulling my dick?
  • Pisces: Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
The signs as "Heathers" quotes
  • Aries: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Taurus: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Gemini: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you..
  • Cancer: Dear Diary. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Leo: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I shop, therefore I am.
  • Scorpio: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Sagittarius: Our love is God. Lets go get a slushie.
  • Capricorn: Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • Aquarius: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Pisces: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Heathers Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
  • Taurus: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
  • Gemini: "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling"
  • Cancer: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
  • Leo: -"Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • -"Because I can be."
  • Virgo: "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
  • Libra: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • Scorpio: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • Sagittarius: -"Veronica, you look like hell."
  • -"Yeah? I just got back."
  • Capricorn: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
  • Aquarius: "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."
  • Pisces: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
heathers 1988 - starter sentences

“Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
“Are we going to prom or to hell?”
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
“I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.”
“I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”
“What’s the up-chuck factor on that?“
“Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
“You know what I want, babe?”
“You were nothing before you met me.“
“The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
“I just killed my best friend.”
“Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
“Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”
“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”
“If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
“Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”
“Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”
“Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?”
“What is your damage, ______?”
“It is one thing to want somebody out of your life, it is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.”
“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”
“______ why are you pulling my dick?”
“You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel? You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic!”
“Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
“You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.“
“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.”
“You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?”


the signs as heathers quotes
  • aries: what's your damage?
  • taurus: i say we just grow up, be adults and die
  • gemini: the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven
  • cancer: if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. you'd be a game-show host
  • leo: heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town
  • virgo: how very.
  • libra: she's my best friend. god, i hate her
  • scorpio: well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?
  • sagittarius: the extreme always seems to make an impression
  • capricorn: my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count
  • aquarius: chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling
  • pisces: i like it. it's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience
Heathers: The Musical/Movie starters
  • "Are we gonna have a problem?"
  • "You've got a bone to pick?"
  • "Why are you pulling on my dick?"
  • "You've come so far! Why now?!"
  • "Why are you being such a mega-bitch?"
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
  • "Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?"
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
  • "Color me stoked.."
  • "SHUT UP, <name here>!"
  • "I just killed my best friend..!"
  • "They only want me for a friend, or a fuck!"
  • "Are you a Heather?"
  • "You look like hell."
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "What is your damage?"
  • "Did you eat a brain tumor, this morning?"
  • "The demon queen/king of high school has decreed it."
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "Fine --- or damaged.."
  • "Yeah, we're damaged.."
  • "Don't you want a life with me?"
  • "Can't we be seventeen?"
  • "Greetings, and salutations!"
  • "Care for a hit?"
  • "My teen-angst bull shit has a body count."
  • "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
  • "Why can't you just be a friend?"
  • "It's up to me to take her place!"
  • "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."
  • "Maybe it's time to take a vacation."
  • "I've been through ten high schools."
  • "Freeze your brain!"
  • "You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school."
  • "It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell."
  • "You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year."
  • "Now it's just me any my dad, we're less formal."
  • "I've learned the world doesn't owe you a cent."
  • "The sky's going to hurt when it falls."
  • "You better start building some walls."
  • "Fight pain with more pain."
  • "Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
  • "I'd normally slap your face off."
  • "I like looking hot!"
  • "I crave a boon"
  • "What boon?"
  • "Set this dumb ablaze!"

DAMAGED - LISTEN

“Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”

A playlist for my favorite piece of trash, Jason “J.D.” Dean.

animals - maroon 5 / the mute - radical face / i’ll sleep when i’m dead - set it off / teenagers - my chemical romance / freeze your brain - heathers the musical / my bloody valentine - good charlotte / every breath you take - the police / numb - marina and the diamonds / barton hollow - the civil wars / american idiot - green day / ex-lover’s lovers - voltaire / meant to be yours - heathers the musical / i’m alive - next to normal / don’t fear the reaper - blue oyster cult / boulevard of broken dreams - green day / i never told you what i do for a living - my chemical romance / blood on my name - the brothers bright / return to oz - scissor sisters / the weight of lies - the avett brothers / got jealous? - hurt / heavy in your arms - florence + the machine / when you’re evil - voltaire / come out and play - the offpsring / pumped up kicks - foster the people