More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”


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Pen Enchantment Spell

A spell to enchant your pen to improve your writing, drawing, and creativity when using it.

Originally posted by tana-the-dreamchaser

You Will Need:

✒ Aventurine
✒ Carnelian
✒ Howlite
✒ Clear Quartz
✒ Sigil for Creativity


✒ Cleanse yourself and your pen before performing spell

✒ In a cleared space place down your pen on top of the sigil you drew for creativity

✒ Encircle your pen with the crystals listed above in however manner you personally like

✒ Hover your hands above your pen

“I enchant you, to bring me ideas, as I hold you in my hand, I will be inspired. I enchant you.” and repeat ‘I enchant you’ for as long as you desire.

✒ Leave over night once you finish the chant to ensure it gets well charged and enchanted by the energies of the sigil and the crystals

Note: cleanse pen regularly in salt or in the moonlight to keep negativity and art/writing block away from it