how i see fashion brands
  • valentino:so we want to channel royalty with some gilded details—
  • dolce and gabbana:[covered in gold foil] DID SOMEONE SAY "GILDED"
  • elie saab:[embroidering at superhuman speed] MORE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS AND DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS
  • zuhair murad:YES BITCH LIKE BORDERLINE TACKY
  • balmain:[from halfway up the kardashians' asses] WHO THE FUCK JUST MENTIONED DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS AND BORDERLINE TACKINESS
  • ralph and russo:oh my god stop
  • giambastatuatsa valala:[deadpan] more tulle
  • marchesa:more feminine
  • gucci:more ruffles
  • versace:shut the fuck up gucci no one likes ruffles they like sharp lines
  • armani privé:[mouthing] yaaaasss
  • dior:patterns are in
  • chanel:[smoking a cigarette, thick french accent] this is correct. onto the dress we put one thousand very small karl lagerfeld faces, it is good, it is chic
  • alexander mcqueen:[sewing quietly, giving side-eye]
  • jean paul gaultier:[snaps fingers] A HUMAN LAMP
  • moschino:A HUMAN STAIRCASE FEATURING A NAME BRAND
  • alexander wang:[softly] a human
  • stella mcartney:stfu my dad is a beatle all y'all bow down
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Throwback Thursdays:

Chanel couture “fireworks” dress, fall/winter 1938–39.

Signs as famous brands
  • Aries:Giorgio Armani
  • Taurus:Louis Vuitton
  • Gemini:Dolce&Gabbana
  • Cancer:Christian Dior
  • Leo:Versace
  • Virgo:Prada
  • Libra:Gucci
  • Scorpio:Chanel
  • Sagittarius:Victoria's Secret
  • Capricorn:Hugo Boss
  • Aquarius:Calvin Klein
  • Pisces:Givenchy