chan tates

the other day my dad was trying to figure out who the main actor in mad max is and i was like “tom hardy“ and he was like, “no, i thought it was chamber tat….channing tating…..channum tatum…..” and i was like “tatum channing? tating channum?” and he was like “chantum…….tacham……..no it’s….channums……tatings….” and i realized not knowing chupacabra tattoos name is probably genetic.

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! CHANNING TATUM HAS A PIG! CHAN TATES LOVES PIGS! I LOVE PIGS! I WANT A PIG! 

Recently I’ve been on a bit of bender that CTates and I would be BFFs if we actually ever met. This only solidifies my theories. I mean, we both could be chilling on the couch, sucking down Rolling Rock, petting our pet pigs named Babe and Babe: Pig in the City, watching football, and generally having a great day.

Oh, and see the video of Channing playing with a pig here.