chambermaid

Imagine becoming Thor’s Chambermaid. One day, you meet Loki while cleaning Thor’s room and he immediately demands that Thor trade chambermaids with him since you can actually do your job that ends with a bet. Shenanigans ensue when Loki wins his bet, and Thor gets pissy about it and tries to take you back against your will (even though Loki is, surprisingly, the kinder of the two Princes).

Chambermaid: Taehyung (Royalty Series Part 2 of 7) [M]

Originally posted by kths

CONCUBINE | CHAMBERMAID | EUNUCH | ARRANGED | COMMONER | KNIGHT | ADVISER

Warnings: Smut. Long ass backstory. Sweet Talk. Prince Taehyung. Also. Virgin Taehyung. Sorry for any errors with spelling punctuation all of that i had to write this on my phone fam.

CHAMBERMAID: Taehyung


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EGGPLANT PRESENTS:
T H E F I G U R E S K A T I N G E X P E R I E N C E™

youtube: vol. 1, vol. 2

a non-comprehensive playlist of definitive music and moments in the life of a modern skating fan

volume 1:
1.
isu fanfare - international skating union (0:28)
2.
chambermaid swing - parov stelar (5:44)
3.
spider-man theme - michael bublé (3:04)
4.
pchan raves about yuna - dj bijoux (3:30)
5.
YeeeEEEeeaaAAAAaaaHHH - adelina sotnikova 2012-13 “burlesque” FS (4:12)
6.
el tango de roxanne - moulin rouge soundtrack (4:43)
7.
oooooooh - 2016 4CC replay music (1:00)
8.
the sergei voronov experience™ - sergei voronov 2014-15 FS (4:41)
9.
HEY! YOU! - ilinykh/katsalapov 2012-13 “ghost” FD (0:32)
10.
feeling good - michael bublé (3:57)
11.
million voices (eh eh eh eh eh ah ah ah ah ah) - otto knows (5:57)
12.
ROAR - scott moir, 2013 worlds “carmen” FD (0:06)
13.
je suis malade - lara fabian (4:24)
14.
ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD! - jorik hendrickx 2015-16 “titanic” FS (4:47)
15.
i can’t dance - genesis (4:01)
16.
the all-purpose rach 2 cut - sergei rachmaninoff (4:12)
17.
LOCO LOCO LOCO - shoma uno 2016-17 “balada para un loco” FS (4:51)
18.
hard rock operatic bolero - fuji tv (1:13)
19.
the swag song - jusreign (3:28)
20.
sweet baby - andy hamilton, lena fiagbe, steve byrd (2:05)
21.
tatiana tarasova reacting to maxim kovtun - tatiana tarasova (0:12; source)

volume 2:
1.
isu fanfare - international skating union (0:28)
2.
dirty love - johnny weir (3:38)
3.
chimes/technologic - boyang jin 2015-16 EX (2:56)
4.
duetto buffo di due gatti (red cat) - giacomo rossini (3:19)
5.
bahamut - hazmat modine (3:19)
6.
legends (techno harmonicas) - sacred spirit (7:04)
7.
i finally found someone - barbra streisand, bryan adams (3:48)
8.
figga please - FiggaSk8ter (3:13)
9.
yo soy maria - astor piazzolla, horacio ferrer (3:21)
10.
lion king dubstep remix - max aaron 2016-17 FS (1:57)
11.
lonely (bad remix) - akon (3:56)
12.
cowboyang - boyang jin 2016-17 EX (3:04)
13.
my heart will go on (recorder cover) - matt mulholland (4:16)
14.
i put a spell on you - screamin’ jay hawkins (2:26)
15.
the phantom of the opera - kanako murakami 2014-15 FS (4:12)
16.
moondance - michael buble (4:12)
17.
romeo & juliet/the nutcracker remix - denis ten 2016-17 SP (2:56)
18.
sexbomb - tom jones (3:32)
19.
i believe i can fly/what is love - moris kvitelashvili 2015-17 SP (3:01)
20.
iphone ringtone (MetroGnome remix) - mark webster 2016-17 SP (3:19)
21.
#jotem - lara fabian (4:22)
22.
oh my god i hate this event - scott moir, 2012 WTT (0:04)

The Chambermaid Lynn

An obsessive-compulsive, voyeuristic chambermaid (Vicky Krieps) begins a lesbian affair with a dominatrix (Lena Lauzemis).

Anita’s Last Cha-Cha

A 12-year old Anita falls in love with the new woman in town; years later, a girlhood crush blossoms during the Fiesta of Santa Clara in Obando, Bulacan.

Bare

A young girl in Nevada becomes romantically involved with a female drifter who introduces her to a life of stripping, drugs, and metaphysical experiences that teach her what happens when real life catches up with dark fantasy.

All About E

A beautiful sexy DJ is forced to run when she stumbles on a stash of cash. Can she keep the money, conquer her demons, AND get the girl?

The Summer of Sangaile

17 years old Sangaile is fascinated by stunt planes. She meets a girl her age at a summer aeronautical show. Sangaile allows Auste to discover her most intimate secret and in the process finds the only person that truly encourages her to fly.

Jenny’s Wedding

Jenny Farrell has led an openly gay life - except with her conventional family. When she finally decides to start a family and marry the woman they thought was just her roommate, the small, safe world the Farrells inhabited changes forever. They are left with a simple and difficult choice - either change with it or drown.          

    

Imagine a kitchen maid having a crush on Loki. She comes to you, since you are lokis chambermaid/confidant, and asks for help in finding out what he finds attractive in a women. Since you and Loki are close friends you are able to ask him without feeling embarrassed. Loki lists off traits he finds sexy in a women and you scribble them down on a piece paper to give to the kitchen maid. It isn’t until he finishes listing off the traits you notice something. He’s describing your traits. Before you can respond he pulls you close to his body and whispers in your ear, “you don’t have to lie and say this is for a friend. I have wanted you ever since you arrived outside my chamber doors, ready to clean my mess.” There is only one thought going through your head during his confession, how are you going to explain this to the kitchen maid.

Plum makeup 梅花妆or落梅妆

You may have seen in Chinese films set in imperial eras, the ladies often decorate their forehead with painting, gems, pearls, scale and even flowers.

This forehead decorating is called as Hua Dian (花鈿).

The story

It was said that the first person to decorate her forehead was Princess Shou Yang (寿陽公主), the favorite daughter of Emperor Wu of Liu-Song Dynasty (宋武帝).

Princess Shou Yang was sleeping under a plum tree when she was suddenly woken up by her chambermaid telling her that she had been summoned by her father.

The princess rushed herself out of the imperial garden while her maid tried to pick up the petals of plum blossom from her head and body.

As the beautiful princess entered the throne room, everybody was looking at her, amazed at her new “make-up”. Apparently, there was a small petal stuck on her forehead.

The Emperor praised the princess for being so creative, telling her that she looked so much more beautiful than usual.

This so-called plum blossom make up (梅花粧) soon became the trend among the ladies of the court and the spread out the the whole country.

In ancient times, you needed to fulfill these 7 steps to finish your makeup routine:

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When buying CHAMBERMAID, please compare your item to the pictures above. There are still fake copies circulating around ebay.

  1. In the original printing, the word “Chambermaid” is down much lower on the paper. The fake copies have the word shifted up from the border (most likely because it was printed on a slightly different size of insert).
  2. The inner ring of the circle is darker on the original, and the CD “clasp” for the case is a far different design than the one used for the fake. The fake inner-ring is also lighter/clearer, the lettering can be seen better, and the ink is slightly darker.
  3. The original printing has a much lighter shade of black ink. The fake copies have a darker shade (in some pictures it looks slightly brown), indicating that they were printed on different paper with different ink.
Eunuch: Namjoon (Royalty Series Part 3 of 7) [M]

Originally posted by sosjimin

CONCUBINE | CHAMBERMAID | EUNUCH | ARRANGED | COMMONER | KNIGHT | ADVISER

Warnings: SUPER long read (2.9k+ words). Eunuch Namjoon. Angsty as hell. Treacherous as hell. Long back story. Adultery (cheating) and foul language. Mentions of death/murder? Lies on top of lies on top of lies. Oh and smut! It doesn’t end after the smut, though.. Read it! I hope you enjoy!

EUNUCH: Namjoon


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Oops, I Think I'm In Love

TITLE: Oops, I Think I’m In Love

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: im-standing-in-the-rain

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine a kitchen maid having a crush on Loki. She comes to you, since you are lokis chambermaid/confidant, and asks for help in finding out what he finds attractive in a women. Since you and ...

RATING: PG 13

NOTES/WARNINGS: Hope you like:)

“Will that be all Prince?” you ask politely as you test the water of Prince Loki’s shower again before you dry your hand on your dress.

“Yes, thank you, I’ll just have breakfast outside in the balcony like usual, make sure you get yourself a tray too” he said and you nod and chuckle as he walks in and begins to undress. You step out and close the door behind you to allow him to shower in peace.

You were Loki’s chambermaid, you had been for a long time. And since you were only a little younger than him, you and the handsome young prince had sort of became friends, really close friends. Yes, he was handsome, yes you had a little crush on him but you knew that that was all it could ever be, a crush, for he was a prince after all, and you would never jeopardize your friendship with him and definitely not your job either. 

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Oh no I made a Taako Playlist: America’s Favorite Wizard by Casey

art is mine. (pls take a look at Playmoss! it’s like 8tracks but free. and it needs more users!)


Griffin McElroy - Wonderland: Round One
Cowboy Bebop OP - Tank!
Caravan Palace - Black Betty
Tape Five - Geraldines Routine
Parov Stelar - Chambermaid Swing
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - OH NO!
Studio Killers - All Men Are Pigs
Caravan Palace - Wonderland
Griffin McElroy - Wonderland: Round Two