Lily: This year is going to be awesome. First the house elf and now they are going to miss the train.
James: Maybe they’ll get through it’s not el– Nope it’s gone.
Lily: Have you ever gotten to the school without the train?
James: I haven’t but Moony has. Don’t worry there are other ways. I’m sure Molly and Arthur will figure something out. I’m pretty sure they can use the Floo Network if Dumbledore permits it.
Lily: Where are they going? Why aren’t they waiting for Molly and Arthur?
James:Calm down, they’ll probably wait by the car. Hedwig attracts too much unwanted attention.
*Harry and Ron reach the car*
Lily: James, why is Ronald on the driver seat? Why is he staRTING THE CAR? HARRY JAMES POTTER IF YOU GET IN THAT CAR–
*Harry and Ron fly the car*
James: This boy is even more reckless than Padfoot, incredible. All those Muggles are seeing a flying car Harry, are you kidding me?
Lily: Did he– What the– What is this mess? Will they fly that thing to Hogwarts?
James: Apparently. Molly’s going to finish Ron.
Lily: She better or else I will.
*Harry and Ron fly to Hogwarts safely except for the last bit because the car starts to have problems*
Lily: That’s what you get for flying a fucking car all the way from King’s Cross to Hogwarts. They are going to crash into the lake and get eaten by the giant squid.
James:*shocked* Whoa Evans, giant squid has never eaten a student before, I’m guessing it has digestion issues. Besides I’m sure Ron will land it on the ground it’s not that far aw– LOOK OUT FOR THE WHOMPING WILLOW!
James: Well, I thought we were a menace to Hogwarts but we never crashed into Whomping Willow with an illegally enchanted Ford Anglia.
Lily: Of course you haven’t because at least you guys thought before you acted. This child is giving me anxiety and I’m not even alive.
James: I haven’t seen the Whomping Willow that angry since Peter pushed the wrong knot.
Lily: They are lucky they don’t have at least five different bones broken.
*Harry and Ron make their way to Great Hall talking about Snape and they run into him*
James: Why does it have to be Snivellus?
Lily: Ssh. Harry deserves this.
James: No one deserves *gesturing Snape as a whole*that.
Lily: Shut it
James: Snappy Lily is my least favourite Lily.
*Snape gets McGonagall and Dumbledore comes, too*
James:*under his breath* Oh this is going to be good, the whole gang is here.
Lily:*looks at James Like she’s going to kill him* They are going to get expelled.
James: No, they are not. If Sirius and I finished that bloody school, the boy who lived certainly can.
*Harry and Ron talk to McGonagall and Dumbledore*
Lily: Thank heavens, they won’t expel them.
James:*laughing* Look at Snape’s face, he looks like someone told him to go wash his hair.
Lily:When will you stop making fun of important situations?
James: When they are life or death matters.
Lily:*angry* They could have died.
James: But they didn’t. I am sorry I did not panic as much as you want me to but a part of you knows that he won’t, can’t be expelled from Hogwarts, too. They are alright, Lils. That’s what matters, yeah?
Lily: Yeah I guess so. It doesn’t change the fact that Harry and Ron are somehow more dangerous than you and Sirius.
James:*a little offended* I highly doubt that.
Lily: Well, we’ll see that, won’t we?
James:*talking to himself* You don’t know half the things we pulled off.
I promised to do a timelapse of Harry, I also added some quotes from each part, so it makes a bit more sense, because the drawing are pretty old and I didn’t really want to share them.But the work’s done and I thought I’d share this anyways.
Okay but technically all of the purebloods were related to one another right? So in a weird confusing way, Harry is also a descendant of Salazar Slytherin.
And I mean seriously they spent all of Chamber of Secrets building up the plot-twist that Harry could talk to snakes and then he’s in front of a giant snake and it’s all, “Oh, no, you can’t talk to it, it only obeys me.”
What kind of lost potential is that?
Like just imagine this twelve-year-old kid racing through the pipes and the Basilisk is following him and he just trips and curls up into a bawl and the Basilisk is ready to strike and Harry just moans, “Don’t!”
And the Basilisk stops.
Because Harry can speak to it and since he really is probably Salazar Slytherin’s fiftieth cousin twenty times removed or something, the Basilisk listens. And she stops.
And then maybe they have a conversation and Harry just sort of awkwardly asks her to follow him and they head back to Ginny. And Riddle’s furious but he says that it doesn’t matter because in a few minutes, Ginny will be dead and he’ll be back. And Harry just grabs the diary and chucks it at the Basilisk who chomps it between her teeth and swallows it, destroying it and the spirit.
So Harry wakes up Ginny and they tell the Basilisk that she can’t attack people anymore (she never wanted to to begin with) and the snake happily curls up inside the statue.
And Harry ended up saving the day not with his connection to Gryffindor but with his connection to Slytherin.
And then, a few years later, an exhausted Harry opens the Chamber of Secrets and unleashes the weapon in the Battle of Hogwarts. And Voldemort has to look on in horror as he’s defeated by Salazar Slytherin’s own “weapon”.
This is probably sometime after 2002 after HP and the Chamber of Secrets video game was out. God I loved those first games so much when I was a kid! tbh I’d still play them if they worked on my laptop (and I actually did, the PoA game worked and I finished the whole thing in two days and it was the time of my life pls don’t judge me).
Inspired by my lovely @wisepizzaphantom suggestion which I interpreted in my own special way :D