A is turning 30 (or 40 whatever y'all consider old but not too old) and having an early mid life crisis about being forever alone and B is their flirty co worker who’s low-key attractive and has been hitting on A since the first day. A never takes them seriously.
B: Yeah you do tell me to fuck off a lot
A: Lol fuck off
B: See you just did it again!
A: *Shakes their head even though they’re smiling*
B: Listen just join me for lunch today, please. Give me a chance.
A: *Stares at them for a while* *Calculates the odds of this all going to shit* *Odds turn out to be 100%* *Sighs* Ok. What have I got to lose anyways?
B: Well, your heart for one. *winks disgustingly as they tug A out their wheely chair towards the company elevator*