okay well it is a proven fact that adam really likes neck kisses also he keeps one of chainsaw’s feathers in his backpack at all times in The College for luck and shit also this is kinda pynch but adam takes a shining to buying shit for ronan and tagging it like Ro did with the manibus like he buys him slippers for christmas and the inside of the box says “bearpaws. for your feet” and ronan kicks him
anyway, i am a fully committed member of the Tom Webb is Adam Parrish cult but another fancast for adam is billy vandendooren
“Yeah, I’d rather caress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
There is a very brief moment of silence as the sentence settles, Takeda, Cassie and Jacqui looking at eachother with widened eyes before busting out laughing.
“What? Listen, I have standards, okay? I’m not that desperate.”
"Jin - I saw you eat that chip off the floor.” Takeda adds, still giggling to himself but trying to throw an accusatory glare at him. “What standards?”
“That was food Takeda, we’re talking about trash here.”
Well that sends Cassie into another laughing fit, elbowing Jin in the side repeatedly while Jacqui translates for her. “You sure your type isn’t greasy middle aged men that haven’t showered in a century?”