chad stewart

Who would have thought jay and Carlos would be such bad liars. Like you’re telling me that at least half of what most considered the most feared villain kid gang on the isle (before they left) can’t even lie about their friends whereabouts (camping? seriously? even i can cover for a friend better than that) and the waffle hut lie makes sense but the delivery was awful. And lets not even get started on the fact they couldn’t even come up for a lie about the wand, like seriously, you could have said it was a prop for a play or a replica for a school project etc…


Requested by anon:

Jay: “You off making googly eyes at y/n again?” 
Chad: “Stop it, I was not staring at them.” 
Ben: “I’m a witness to what Jay saw, you were definitely staring. Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone, Jay on the other hand.”
Jay: “Oh, I’m not going to stop teasing you about this for a while.” 


Jay & Evie protecting each other


“We’re really not that good, but, goddammit, we’re good enough!” 

  • Burke: You recently bought a high-end motorcycle?
  • Chad Stewart: No.
  • Burke: You didn't?
  • Chad Stewart: I bought a confederate fighter, okay? Calling it a motorcycle is like calling the Queen of England a rich old lady with a funny accent.
  • Burke: But it's still a motorcycle.
  • Chad Stewart: Dude, this is so much more. Have you ever had 100 grand between your legs?
  • Caffrey: Actually, yes, I have.
  • Burke: Don't. Don't. We'd like to set up a command post here to catch the thief.
  • Chad Stewart: Not gonna happen. My Confederate party's in four hours for this confederate.
  • Caffrey: You really like saying "Confederate," don't you?
  • Chad Stewart: Confederate.
How to tell the difference between Chad, Oliver, and Sylar

This is Chad: 

Chad likes wine, bright colors, and pretty boys. He’s a gay interior decorator and party planner. He has never killed anyone. 

This is Oliver:

Oliver likes to smoke like a chimney, wear boring suits, wears glasses, ladies underwear, and is a serial killer who skins his female victims and makes lampshades out of their skin. He’s a doctor–like a real one. He also died before Chad was born. 

This is Sylar:

Sylar is also a serial killer. He likes to wear black when he’s evil, and he’ll wear grey when he’s trying to be sort of good. He kills people because he likes to play in their blood and brains. He collects superpowers the way Chad collects Martha Stewart Living back issues and Oliver collects skins. 

He only wears glasses in flashbacks when he’s still Gabriel Gray.