chad fairchild

I’m not the kind of guy who likes to bitch about umps a whole lot. They do a tough, thankless, necessary job and the only way you can do that is out of pure love of the game. I liken them to hockey refs in that way.

But Chad Fairchild can strap a safe to his leg and take a leap off the Ambassador Bridge. I dunno if he thinks people bought tickets to see the Chad Fairchild Show at Comerica Park today, but I can assure him, we did not.