cha:-merle

anonymous asked:

I saw Merle walking across the quad, eating out of a tub of mayonnaise with a spoon. I'm a gnome and we're known for our expertise in pranks, so at first I thought it was the old "vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar" trick. But knowing Merle, I'm afraid it might actually have been real mayo. It keeps me awake at night.

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tres horny boys as people i encountered in NY
  • Magnus: the 6ft tall dogwalker with like nine dogs who, when i asked if i could pet one, informed me that they were in fact his volunteer attack dog armada but he did let me pat the first officer, a dalmatian named Scamper
  • Merle: this guy who walked into the washroom, stood there for five seconds, went "im sure youre wondering why ive gathered you all here today" and then started ranting about the state of healthcare in this country
  • Taako: a man wearing a pink overcoat, knee-high boots, and carrying a plastic shopping bag full of prunes, which he then proceeded to empty by throwing them by the handful at the doors to trump tower

anonymous asked:

merle summoned his guardian angel thing (that looks a lot like fantasy della reese btw wtf) and then just. left her in the middle of the hallway to get a sandwich??? merle please come get her??? her sword and shield are very unnerving??? why did you even call her down???????

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VOILA. MY big ol’ line up I’ve been developing for a while for Here There Be Gerblins ! Granted I did give a few extra props that weren’t supposed to be there but I thought they were important to the characters.