cha0s

Cha0s: Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! (turns to Parker) Parker, still yummy.

Archie Leach[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s’ chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six inch stiletto blade.

Cha0s: Which one is [gulps] is this?

Archie Leach: I can’t seem to remember. I am super old.
[Later]


Cha0s: What is with this ‘Sir’? Are you picking her up for the prom? Cause Parker in a prom dre—AAAAAAH!

Archie Leach[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane]: Hmm. I guess it was the taser.


Leverage, 4X17

the-nerd-writer  asked:

How about a Leverage/Flash crossover?

YOU GET A CROSSOVER! YOU GET A CROSSOVER! EVERYONE GETS A CROSSOVER!

hedgi is entirely to blame for this please save me from hell i’m a good person i don’t deserve this crackship to end all crackships


Hartley Rathaway was not a good person. Or at least he didn’t think he was. Just because he sometimes helped the Flash didn’t mean that he was a hero-he still did all sorts of bad things.

Like break into people’s houses and steal their food, for instance.

“Hey! That’s mine! What are you doing in my house?!”

Apparently, this apartment wasn’t as empty as Hartley had thought that it was. Unfortunate, since he had been planning on staying here for awhile and potentially vandalizing the place as punishment for ruining one of his beautiful simulations. He crossed his arms, drumming his gauntleted fingers against the inside of his elbow. “Who are you?”

“I’m Cha0-” The man in front of him started, clearly furious, cheeks bright red, before Hartley interrupted him.

“Your real name.” He knew an alias when he heard one (especially when you already knew the name of the person whose house you had infiltrated). Or started to hear one. Whatever. Honestly, when you were kind-of partners with the Flash and his… Assistants? Friends? Whatever, when you were sort-of partners with a hero, you got pretty good at being able to tell when someone was giving you a fake name. And not just because the Flash had the worst kept secret identity in the world and you knew who you were stealing from.

The person whose house he had broken into deflated visibly. “Colin.”

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nicknames: some people call me Neens but I kind of hate it haha                        star sign: Aries                                                                                              height: 5′2″                                                                                               hogwarts house: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw. I’ve gotten both                                                                                                fav colour: yellow

time right now: 4:47pm                                                                                            average hours of sleep: like 7.5                                                                              lucky number: don’t have one                                                                              last thing i googled: Boca Del Rio, its a taco place in La Puente                                                                                                                    fav fictional character: I don’t really have a favorite character.                                                                             blankets i sleep with: one                                                                                        fav bands/ artists: Drake, Mac Demarco, Outkast                                                       dream trip: A massive Europe trip from France all the way to eastern Europe                                                                                                                         dream job: idk probably a travel blogger?                                                                                                    what I’m wearing: sweat pants and a London Underground tourist shirt          when did i make this blog: who knows man, its been a while                                                      how many blogs I follow: 471                                                                                how many posts: Lol please don’t ask me that. I think its like 110,000                                            what I post about: Important Topics like black lives matter movement, body positivity, police brutality, and then everything else is just stuff I like.                                          when did my blog reach it’s peak: My blog hasn’t really reached a peak? lmfoa why did you choose your URL: A band had it as their URL and i copped that shit when they changed their name. Don’t even like that band anymore lmao  

adixiebelle  asked:

001 Leverage, 002 Ellie and Awesome, 003 Veronica Mars (lowkey, no pressure).

I caved and bought the in-flight wifi. :) We’re somewhere south of Bering Island (between Russia and Alaska) right now.

001 | Leverage - excellent choice!

  • Favorite character: Ugh, I hate this question for this fandom, because the answer is really ALL OF THEM. :) But I will say that I started watching for Timothy Hutton, so I loved Nate before the show even started. I fell for Eliot first, and I think in the end I was the most in love with Parker and her amazing character arc. But HardisonSophieTaraMaggie are all right up there too.
  • Least Favorite character: Of the semi-regulars, probably Cha0s? I don’t hate him, I’m just meh about him.
  • 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Parker/Hardison, Nate/Sophie. I like the OT3 as family, but I don’t ship it romantically. And the family team, of course. Those are really the only ships I have on Leverage, I guess? It’s not a show I watched for shipping, I guess.
  • Character I find most attractive: Hardison.
  • Character I would marry: Hardison. I like tall geeks with a dorky sense of humor. :)
  • Character I would be best friends with: Maggie. <3
  • A random thought: Tara used the name Bethany when she pretended to be a genuine psychic in The Future Job. :D Also, I like to imagine that Maggie and Sophie became good friends and have a lot of fun messing with Nate.
  • An unpopular opinion: I love Nate and don’t ship the OT3 romantically? Are those unpopular opinions? Also, I cared way more about Nate/Sophie when the show was airing than I did about Parker/Hardison. (And since I wasn’t really participating in online fandom yet when I was watching the show, I had no idea the OT3 was even a thing.)
  • My canon OTP: Nate Sophie, Parker/Hardison
  • Non-canon OTP: ? I rarely ship non-canon ships. 
  • Most badass character: They’re all badass in their own ways.
  • Pairing I am not a fan of: Uhh…Nate/Parker.
  • Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): They didn’t. This is the rare show that treated all the characters pretty respectfully.
  • Favourite friendship: Parker and Sophie. 

002 | Ellie & Awesome, from Chuck - I’ll do my best, but it’s been years since I’ve watched more than the odd episode here and there. :)

  • when or if I started shipping it: When Awesome walked into the room, saw Chuck with his arms around Ellie and Morgan, and said, “Group hug? Awesome!” and wrapped his arms around them all. That was the moment I decided he was definitely a good match for Ellie Bartowski.
  • my thoughts: They were never the main reason I watched Chuck, but I always loved them.
  • What makes me happy about them: They’re very much on each other’s team, which is the kind of ship I love.
  • What makes me sad about them: That Devon had to keep Chuck’s real job a secret from Ellie for any length of time.
  • Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I have read zero fic about this ship. They’ve been in a few Chuck/Sarah-centric fics I’ve read, but it’s been years and I don’t remember anything about the way they were portrayed.
  • Things I look for in fanfic: I don’t. :)
  • My kinks: ???
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: ???
  • My happily ever after for them: They stay awesome and raise awesome kids and save lives and roll their eyes at Chuck and Sarah and their weird lives, but stay safely away from all spying endeavors.

003 | Veronica Mars - yessss.

  • How I feel about this character: She’s one of my favorite snarky badasses with a marshmallow center.
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character: Logan Echolls
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character: Veronica and Wallace
  • My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t know what opinions are popular and what ones are unpopular. Uh…I loved Veronica’s S1 short hair.
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we’d gotten a season 4…and seasons 5-10.
  • My OTP: Logan/Veronica
  • My OT3: Veronica/Wallace/Mac as friends.

Thanks, @adixiebelle! :)

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