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The Avengers as Songs
  • Iron Man:"Iron Man" (Black Sabbath)
  • Captain America:"America Fuck Yeah" (Trey Parker)
  • Thor:"Can't Touch This" (MC Hammer)
  • Hulk:"The Lonely Man" (Josh Harnell)
  • Black Widow:"Black Widow" (Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora)
  • Hawkeye:"Surfin' Bird/ Bird Is The Word" (The Trashmen)
  • Scarlet Witch:"The Devil Within" (Digital Daggers)
  • Quicksilver:"Gotta Go Fast" (Norman J. Grossfeld and Russell Velazquez)
  • The Vision:"One Vision" (Queen)
  • The Guardians of the Galaxy:"Stand By Me" (Ben E. King)
  • Ant-Man:"Everything I do (I do it for you)" (Bryan Adams)
  • Black Panther:"Africa" (Toto)
  • Dr. Strange:"Burning Down the House" (Talking Heads)
  • Captain Marvel:"E.T." (Tyler Ward, orig. Katy Perry
  • loki:helps an old lady cross the street
  • loki:launches wearable smart technology to assist people in their day to day life
  • loki:donates money to the aspca
  • avengers:there's something up with this
  • thor:nay! no doubt my brother has changed his ways!
  • (old lady gets hit by a truck thanks to the 4 second difference in her journey)
  • (smart technology slowly cannibalizes its wearers and makes robotic slaves of them)
  • (loki leads an army of small kittens and puppies into battle)
  • avengers:...
  • thor:okay my bad