If Hitsugaya asked other characters for help with his paperwork...

As requested by anon. :)

Hitsugaya has decided he needs help with paperwork! Or perhaps he is playing a paperwork related game. Either way, he is going around asking other Bleach characters if they will help him with his paperwork. What will be the result?

1. Matsumoto

Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, I need your help with some paperwork.

Matsumoto: Ooh, captain, I’d love to, but I’ve already promised to go drinking with Kira and Hisagi!

Hitsuagaya: I’m your captain!


2. Ukitake

Hitsugaya: Ukitake, I have all of this paperwork I have to do and - 

Ukitake: Of course I’ll help you!

Ukitake: Now, which paperwork do you least mind being speckled with blood stains?

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: Maybe I’ll ask someone else.

Ukitake: Wait! At least take some candy!

3. Hiyori

Hiyori: What’s this? Some kind of weird flirting thing that short guys use?


Hitsugaya: I JUST SAID HI

4. Kenpachi

Kenpachi: Sure, I can help.

Hitsugaya: R-really?

Kenpachi: Yo! Yumichika!

Kenpachi: Help this guy with his paperwork.

Kenpachi: Yumichika loves doing paperwork.

Yumichika: Loves it?? I’m just the only one who will do it!!!

Hitsugaya: I know that feeling.

5. Hinamori

Hinamori: Why haven’t you asked me, Hitsugaya-kun?

Hitsugaya: H-Hinamori!

Hitsugaya: It’s just that you…

Hitsugaya: Well, you’ve had a rough couple of years.

Hitsugaya: And I won’t burden you any further than I already have!

Hinamori: …

Hinamori: It’s paperwork. Not a stabbing.

Hinamori: I swear, captains are so dramatic…


6. Luppi

Luppi: Look at you, tiny shinigami, trying to get other people to help you with your work!

Luppi: Pathetic!

Luppi: I could destroy eight piles of paperwork all by myself.

Hitusgaya: Do, not destroy.

Hitsugaya: I’m looking or someone to do them.

Luppi: Oh? Then why did you ask the espada of destruction?

Hitsugaya: I never even asked you!

Luppi: And you’ll come to regret that choice!

Hitsugaya: What is even going on???

7.  Cang Du

Cang Du: Give me the paperwork, Hitsugaya Toshiro.

Cang Du: I have already possessed your zanpakuto, your soul.

Cang Du: It is only right that I take from you the rest of your identity as well.

Hitsugaya: Uh, it’s paperwork, not my “identity.”

Cang Du: Well, from what I’ve heard…


8. Gin

Gin: I’m hurt, Hitsugaya.

Gin: That you never asked me for help.

Gin: You know that I love to do what I can to help out my fellow captains.

Hitsugaya: No thanks. I have enough work without getting caught up in a murder web.

Gin: A murder web? Through paperwork? How on earth would I manage that?

Hitsugaya: I don’t know.

Gin: But you want to find out?

Hitsugaya: NO

9. Aizen

Aizen: H-

Hitsugaya: NOPE

10. Karin

Karin: Well, I guess I can help.

Karin: Since you helped me with soccer or whatever.

Hitsugaya: Uh, I never asked you to -

Karin: Of course, since I don’t know anything about Soul Society really, you’ll have to teach me everything before I do the paperwork.

Karin: But that’s cool.

Hitsugaya: …is this just an excuse to learn about Soul Society?

Karin: Well it’s not like my brother is chatty!

11. Ichigo

Ichigo: Toshiro, look -


Ichigo: You know I’m always down for rescuing anybody from any situation…

Ichigo: But I’m trying to cultivate my reputation, you know?

Ichigo: It’s hard enough trying to keep my good grades and love of Shakespeare on the down low!

Hitsugaya: You like Shakespeare?

Ichigo: I don’t want people to think I’m a -

Ichigo (whispers): Nerd.

Hitsugaya: ..

Hitsugaya: Don’t think you need to worry about that.

Ichigo: R-really?

12. Byakuya

Byakuya: Help? With paperwork?

Byakuya: We are captains of the Gotei-13.

Byakuya: We do not request help.

Byakuya: - at least not with matters that are as mundane as paperwork.

Byakuya: Is this another one of your “jokes”?

Hitsugaya: …uh, yes?


Byakuya (muttering): I wish I was good at jokes.

Conversations that would happen (if Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, and Hinamori took a road trip)

As requested by anon. :)

Previously, we envisioned what sorts of conversation would happen if Aizen and Urahara took a road trip together. Now we’re going to do the same thing only for Hitsugaya, Hinamori, and Matsumoto! They’re all in a car together for days. What sorts of things will they talk about?


Hitsugaya: Wait, how come *I* have to sit in the back seat?

Matsumoto: Because Hinamori is driving and I called shotgun!

Hitsugaya: Shouldn’t I drive? I am the captain!

Matsumoto: You are, captain, but we also don’t want to be pulled over every five minutes because a kid is driving.

Hitsugaya: I’M NOT A KID!

Hinamori: But you do, uh, look like one, Toshiro-kun.

Hitsugaya: So I’ll go into bankai!

Both women: NO BANKAI

Hitsugaya: ….why did I agree to this?


Matsumoto: Oooh, it’s a vista point! Let’s take a picture!

Hinamori: Okay!

Hitsugaya: Or we could keep moving forward?

Matsumoto: Let’s get one of the two of you! Hitsugaya, put your arm around Hinamori!

Hitsugaya: Uh…

Hinamori: It’s okay, Toshiro-kun, so long as you don’t stab me!

Hinamori: This time.

Hinamori: Ha…ha?

Hitsugaya: …

Matusmoto: Such a cute picture!



Hitsugaya: I really am so sorry.

Hinamori: It’s okay, Toshiro-kun!

Hitsugaya: It’s just, I thought they had made those noodles way too spicy for you.

Hinamori: Yeah but when you lunged across the table screaming that you were going to protect me, you knocked the whole hot sauce bottle onto my shirt!

Matsumoto: Plus got us kicked out.

Hitsugaya: I didn’t want you to burn your mouth!


Matsumoto: I got road snaaacks!

Matsumoto: It’s Orihime’s trail mix recipe!

Matsumoto: A little hard to eat because of the ice cream, but totally worth it.

Matsumoto: Want some?

Hinamori: Yes please!

Hitsugaya: I’ll pass.

Matsumoto: But captain it’s a road trip!


Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, can you hand me the squeegee? I’m going to clean the windshield.

Matsumoto: [smiles]

Hitsugaya: What?

Matsumoto: It’s cute when you rely on me!

Hitsugaya: …just hand me the squeegee, Matsumoto.


Matsumoto: Oop, it looks like the captain fell asleep in the backseat.

Hinamori: Do you think he’s having fun?

Matsumoto: Definitely!

Hinamori: Do you think he really came along to “supervise” us?

Matsumoto: I think he’s just bad at asking to join in things.


Matsumoto: Man, there’s no room left in the trunk!

Matsumoto: Captain, can you hold this bag on your lap?

Hitsugaya: ANOTHER bag of souvenirs, Matsumoto?? You don’t need to buy so much!

Matsumoto: I want to remember the trip!

Hitsugaya: That’s what pictures are for!

Matsumoto: But you scowl in all of the pictures!

Hitsugaya: That’s because you always try to make me hug Hinamori!

Hinamori: Wow! Another great shot of you guys arguing!

Hitsugaya: ….or maybe we should just rely on our own memories.


Hitsugaya: Hinamori, pull over here.

Hinamori: A vista spot, really, Toshiro-kun?

Hitsugaya: It’s high. It has a nice view.

Hinamori: You like places with nice views, huh?

Hitsugaya: Yeah.


Hinamori: Wow, the world-record holder for largest watermelon, right here in front of us.

Hitsugaya: …

Hinamori: Makes you think about when we were kids, huh?

Matsumoto: You should pose like you’re both taking a bite out of it!

Hinamori: Great idea!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: We really drove five days for this?

Hinamori: I know! Such a great bargain!


Hitsugaya: Well, we’re finally home.

Hitsugaya: Time to get caught up on all of our -

Matsumoto: Scrapbooking?

Hitsugaya: Paperwork!

Hinamori: But Matsumoto and I want to put all of these pictures into a scrapbook!

Matsumoto: And then show everyone!

Hitsugaya: But -

Matsumoto: Come on, Hinamori! I’ll buy the drinks!

Hinamori: I’ll get the crimping scissors!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: I guess one more day off is fine.


Today I did a day trip to Kamikochi, up in the mountains, about an hour and a half from Matsumoto. I had a wonderful day! I mean, who wouldn’t in that scenery. I spent most the day walk up and back along the river, had a really nice traditional lunch, stopped to have a bath at a natural onsen and finished it off with more good food in the form of about 10 different variations of buckwheat dishes and warm sake.

Tomorrow I head back to Tokyo for my last couple days before I head home! No more photo montages :’D

anonymous asked:

Can you (if you already haven't) do a headcannon of the boys when one of the others makes you cry?

wow it’s been a while since i wrote something 

Hara Kazuya

  • i mean it depends what they did
  • if you’re just being a tad bit sensitive 
  • he’ll probably defend them and have a lil laugh too 
  • if it was really serious/something that means a lot to you
  • then he’ll get salt-agressive with them and try comfort you

Matsumoto Itsuki

  • gets hella pissed
  • they annoy him already, can they leave you alone? 
  • has threatened to leave the team before for reasons like this
  • very apologetic to you
  • “i should have been looking out for you” 

Yamazaki Hiroshi

  • very angry as well
  • kind of anger where it’s angry -> upset that he’s a failure
  • makes sure to comfort you as much as he can
  • talks to whoever did it afterwards
  • and oh boy they’re gonna regret
  • (he violent when you upset) 

Furuhashi Kojiro

  • says nothing at first
  • “we’re going, [y/n]”
  • when he knows you’re okay, he returns to the person that upset you
  • will literally use a knife on them
  • boi knows no bounds

Seto Kentaro

  • “what the fuck did you guys do now?”
  • talks to you to try understand what happened
  • more focused on making you stronger than making the others stop
  • he knows they’ll continue doing it (getting a kick out of it) if you cry
  • so he’s figured it’ll work better if you can ignore them

Hanamiya Makoto

  • like hara, if you’ve just been really sensitive
  • he probably will join + won’t make things better
  • if it’s something serious or something he knows upsets you
  • the team’s gonna wish they had never met him
  • (they die)