If other shinigami had to live in Ichigo’s closet...
As requested by anon. :)
Rukia, as we know, happily and willingly lived in Ichigo’s closet. Because of her enormous closet fetish, one assumes. But what if other shinigami were sent to the human world and told to stay in Ichigo’s closet? How would that go?
1. Hisagi: Makes the mistake (?) of bringing his guitar
Ichigo: WHAT IS THAT TERRIBLE NOISE?!?
Ichigo: [opens closet]
Ichigo: Oh. Hey, dude.
2. Matsumoto: Turns the closet into a room and Ichigo’s room into a closet
Ichigo: W-what the hell?
Ichigo: Why is my room covered in racks of clothes?
Ichigo: And why are they all women’s clothes??
Matsumoto (opening the closet door suddenly): Don’t be silly, Ichigo! I got you some new outfits too!
Matsumoto: God knows you needed them!
3. Byakuya: Is a bit….confused
Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo, why do you insist on calling this tiny box a closet? Where is your real closet?
Ichigo: That is my real closet, Byakuya.
Byakuya: Ridiculous. You insult me and all closets by insisting that this tiny thing is a closet.
Ichigo: Can closets be insulted?
Byakuya: THEY CAN NOW
4. Isane: Is self-conscious about her height
Isane: I-I can fit in here! It’s no problem!
Ichigo: Well okay but you could also stay in the guest room.
Isane: Nonsense I LIKE being awkwardly folded!
5. Renji: Is just grateful to have a truly free room
Renji: I don’t have to do chores, right?
Ichigo: ‘Course not, man.
Ichigo: So long as you don’t mind my tiny, thirteen year old sister doing all of the work. By herself.
Renji: I knew I should have just slept in a tree.
6. Yoruichi: Just shares Ichigo’s bed
Yoruichi: Ichigo, forget the closet! I’ll just sleep with you!
Ichigo: Y-you can’t just -
Yoruichi: In cat form, of course!
7. Iba: Turns the closet into a man cave
Ichigo: Um….why is my closet full of posters of shirtless men flexing?
Iba: Because I can’t sleep in places that aren’t manly, Ichigo!
Ichigo: IS THIS WHY YUZU ASKED ME IF I WAS ADDICTED TO MUSCLES?!
8. Nanao: Is incredibly efficient about space
Ichigo: Wow. How did you fit so many bookshelves into my closet while still having room for a bed?
Nanao: I am good with space.
Nanao: And also good with kido.
Ichigo: Cool is my closet bigger on the inside now?
Nanao: Basically yes.
9. Sasakibe: Blows up the closet
Ichigo: WHY DID YOU EVEN PUT A BOILER IN MY CLOSET?!
Sasakibe: Tea, Kurosaki! Tea!!
10. Yachiru: Expands the closet
Ichigo: YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND ADDING SECRET DOORS TO MY CLOSET, YACHIRU!
Yachiru: Why not?
11. Omaeda: Adds an automatic door, a heated floor, and air conditioning to the closet
Ichigo: …this closet is now nicer than my room.
Omaeda: You’re welcome.
12. Soi Fon: Never actually lets Ichigo know she is there
Ichigo: Huh. I don’t remember my socks being on that chair.
Soi Fon (whispering): Ninja!
Ichigo: WHO SAID THAT?!
13. Kenpachi: Does not fit super well
Ichigo: Dude, you look so sad and scrunched in my closet.