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Piers Morgan got burned on ‘Real Time’ then dragged by JK Rowling in real time

  • The burn ward has a new entrant: Piers Morgan.
  • While appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday, hot mess journalist Piers Morgan tried to defend President Donald Trump’s executive order banning travelers from seven majority-Muslim countries from entering the United States.
  • After Morgan defended the ban by saying there was no ban, Australian comedian Jim Jeffries cut in and said, “Oh, fuck off! It’s a fucking Muslim ban!" 
  • Saturday morning, while Morgan was still in bed applying lotion to his burn, J.K. Rowling tweeted about how satisfying it was to see Morgan on the receiving end of Jeffries’ taunts. Read more. (2/11/17, 11:12 AM)

So at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius says to Hermione, “You really are the brightest witch of your age,” with an emphasis on the “are,” implying that someone previously had told him that Hermione was super fucking smart and he was just then affirming it

But like, who told him that? He didn’t really get a chance to talk to Harry or Ron or Lupin between “I didn’t kill your parents” and “oh shit werewolf” and “I’m about to get the dementor’s kiss.”

So I like to think that it was Crookshanks who told him, coz Crookshanks and Padfoot were friends, right? I can imagine Crookshanks just going on and on about Hermione, like “My human is the best human, she’s so smart and lovely and perfect, just wait till you meet her, I love her so much”

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~ a playist for hogwarts houses ~

update: I created the playlists on Spotify, here the links that you can find them! Slytherin: https://open.spotify.com/user/11100001935/playlist/6vLR8byOgjlB8vSe8hsb7K Hufflepuff: https://open.spotify.com/user/11100001935/playlist/7dXNdDnsJSS06ucKUU2PLp Gryffindor: https://open.spotify.com/user/11100001935/playlist/7dXNdDnsJSS06ucKUU2PLp Ravenclaw: https://open.spotify.com/user/11100001935/playlist/42hfOppOdVk2eebtdMTjIx
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                                            about more than your own safety.
                                            sometimes you’ve got to think
                                            about the greater good!


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