ch: the greatest man who ever lived

IT’S A BOOM BASSA BOOM FESTIVAL

CAPTAIN FLAVIO EVER SO FINE IS HE

THE MOST FABULOUS CAPTAIN TO SAIL THE SEA

HIS SHIP HE KEEPS WELL-KEPT AND CLEAN

THE S.S. FLAVION IS THE BEST BOAT THE OCEAN HAS SEEN

IT’S A BOOM BASSA BOOM FESTIVAL

OF COURSE A CAPTAIN HAS A LOYAL CREW

(ALTHOUGH OF OF FLAVIO’S WOULD RATHER COOK HIM IN STEW)

YET WHEN HIS MURDER THEY DID NOT COMMIT

THE TREASURE THEY FOUND THEY ALL DID BENEFIT

IT’S A BOOM BASSA BOOM FESTIVAL

SO NEVER DO MOCK THIS WONDERFUL MAN

WHO ONCE HELPED THAWRT SIR GRODUS’S EVIL PLAN

AND REMEMBER THAT WITHOUT HIS BRAVERY

MARIO WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO KEELHAUL KEY

IT’S A BOOM BASSA BOOM FESTIVAL

HONOR THE GREAT FLAVIO INDEED

HE’S SIMPLY THE GREATEST, A MAN WITHOUT GREED

CAPTAIN FLAVIO, NO ONE BETTER THAN HE

CROWN HIM THE HERO AND SAVIOR OF THE SEA

IT’S A BOOM BASSA BOOM FESTIVAL