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See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, ‘cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy’s fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. 

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) dir. Zack Snyder 

  • Lex Luthor: In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.
  • Clark Kent: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief.
  • Lex Luthor: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.
  • Clark Kent: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
  • Lex Luthor: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange.
  • Clark Kent: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold.
  • Lex Luthor: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.
  • Clark Kent: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire.
  • Lex Luthor: Maybe I got an extended warranty.
  • Clark Kent: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose.
  • Mercy Graves: Oh, girls, girls, you’re both pretty.
"Deleted" scene from Lego Batman
  • Superman *being interviewed*: Yeah, Zod and I have been enemies for a long time, he's like my greatest enemy.
  • *LexCorp Tower in Metropolis*
  • Lex Luthor *watching Superman's interview*: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL SUPERMAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS, I'VE TRIED TO BLOW UP THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA AND NOW GENERAL ZOD IS YOUR GREATEST ENEMY?
  • Mercy Graves: Sir? Are you alright?
  • Lex: *sobbing* I'm fine.