See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, ‘cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy’s fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) dir. Zack Snyder
have i mentioned that there is an actual human being in my class named lexie luthor. like that’s a real actual person in my class, and not a cartoon teenage robot piloted by lex luthor to infiltrate the teen titans. i could not make this up if i tried like what the fuck
Superman *being interviewed*:
Yeah, Zod and I have been enemies for a long time, he's like my greatest enemy.
*LexCorp Tower in Metropolis*
Lex Luthor *watching Superman's interview*:
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL SUPERMAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS, I'VE TRIED TO BLOW UP THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA AND NOW GENERAL ZOD IS YOUR GREATEST ENEMY?
There are tears in my eyes, it was 52 times. She got knocked out 52 times. How was there not brain damage. That’s more head trauma that football players receive. Also, Lex came runner up on 51, Lana 47.5, Chloe 41 and Clark on 40.
Lex Luthor hates each of the Wayne kids individually, but pretends not to so he can keep doing business with Bruce. The entire Wayne family knows and finds it hilarious, and it’s a right of passage for new Wayne kids to make Lex hate them.