ch: lex luthor

  • Lex Luthor: In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.
  • Clark Kent: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief.
  • Lex Luthor: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.
  • Clark Kent: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
  • Lex Luthor: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange.
  • Clark Kent: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold.
  • Lex Luthor: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.
  • Clark Kent: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire.
  • Lex Luthor: Maybe I got an extended warranty.
  • Clark Kent: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose.
  • Mercy Graves: Oh, girls, girls, you’re both pretty.

See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, ‘cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy’s fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. 

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) dir. Zack Snyder 

If Ya Hurt Her, I’ll Kill Ya - Lex Luthor x reader BFF!Harley

Fandom: DC comics, Suicide squad, Batman vs Superman
Warning: Harley threatens Lex
Pairing: Lex x reader


A/N: I hope you’ll enjoy :3

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Can you do a lex Luther one shot where he’s in love with you and you’re just as crazy as Harley Quinn?

Note: was really feeling this one, tbh I feel like as insane as they both are, Lex is more likely to actually care for their gal and not use them as much. V v short

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Ok but, really, did the general public ever get a decent explanation as to where Superboy came from? Do people even know he’s a clone? Wouldn’t they wonder how there’s another Kryptonian flying around when the whole planet has been exploded for at least 3 decades? Where are the answers people? So in my mind, it went one of two ways.

One, Lex absolves himself of any relation to Superboy to the people and Clark and Kara are forced to come up with some weird BS explanation for why there’s another Super around. Anything from “he’s my cousin’s-uncle’s-brother’s-great-aunt once removed’s-teacher’s son” to “He also crash landed in a ship that came to Earth from Krypton and it got lost in space and now he’s here” to, my personal favorite, the Batman approach. “We found him and he was cute and strong so we slapped a big ole ’S’ on his chest and brought him home.”

Or option two, Lex tells all. He was so sad when Superman died that he made a clone, his name is Kon and we love him. And he and Clark get in very public custody battles over poor Kon-El (“Hi honey, I’m home from work. Anything happen on the news?” “No Jeff, just the continuation of the Luthor/Superman court case.” “Golly gee Sue, ain’t it awful when parents can’t keep it together for their child?”) And of course you got those groups who are all up in arms about Superboy can’t have two dads, and you got people who are Team Lex or Team Superman over who gets Superboy and they all fucking end up on Jerry Springer to sort this out. It’s very bitter and ugly and the public loves it. Poor Kon, he just wants to Radical and Chillin’ Teen he knows he is and for his dads to get along. He ends up hiding with Tim and somewhere along the way while Clark and Lex are at each other throats, Conner gets absorbed into the batfam. Whoops, Bruce did it again.