ch: john connor

  • John: I need a volunteer to go back in time and stop a robot assassin from killing my mom before I'm born
  • Kyle: I volunteer
  • John: 'Kay
  • Kyle: After everything you've told me about your mom I am totally ready for this
  • John: Cool
  • Kyle: I mean I know you are aware of my weird crush on her which you have always been suspiciously chill about
  • John: Yup
  • Kyle: And in fact have helped facilitate through many detailed conversations and that photo you gave me
  • John: True
  • Kyle: And you just told me you know about the future from your mom, basically, which is funny because I'm from the future and I'm going to meet your mom
  • John: Yeah
  • Kyle: And also you basically said that you have no idea what happens beyond this point in time, which is funny again, because this is the point in time I'm leaving from
  • John: Mmhmm
  • Kyle: To meet your mom
  • John: Yup
  • Kyle: Who is hot like burning
  • John: You've mentioned
  • Kyle: Living in the 1980's is going to be weird though
  • John: Probably not for long
  • Kyle: It'll be hard watching your mom hook up with your mysterious hero soldier father of whom there is no record and who died before the war
  • John: I don't think that's gonna be a huge issue
  • Kyle: Although I guess it would be weird if your mom and I actually hooked up!
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ...
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ...Holy shit
  • John: I can explain
  • Kyle: John! Am I...
  • John: Here it comes.
  • Kyle: ...your step-dad?!
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ???
  • John: ...I can honestly say no.
  • Kyle: Aw, darn. Oh well. 1984 here I come!