ch: britta perry


“Abed sees Jeff [who is portrayed as a Jeff-in-the-box] as a big talking head with limited practical functionality, and he sees Pierce [portrayed as a teddy bear] as maybe deserving of more love than he gets, and sees Troy as a soldier, and sees Britta [who’s portrayed as a robot] as a malfunctioning device, and sees Annie [portrayed as a ballerina] as a creature of grace, and sees Shirley as a big baby who feels entitled to the Christmas of her choosing.” -Dan Harmon

"Batman, are you staying for the party?"
"If I stay, there can be no party. 
I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. 
Wherever there are masks, 
wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there.
But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, 
staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. 
Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can't sleep. 
You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. 
Am I bird? No. I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? 
Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween."