ch: batcow

  • Jon: Do you have any pets? I have a dog!
  • Damian: yes let me introduce you
  • Damian: this is my dog Titus
  • Damian: this is my cat Alfred
  • Damian: this is my cow Batcow
  • Damian: this is my winged red bear-bat monster Goliath
  • Damian: this is my turkey Jerry
  • Damian: and this is Jason Todd.

Yes, I’ve met the Justice League and I think they’re all very nice~ I especially like the Flash! He’s a very nice person and a very sociable one as well!

Wonder Woman is a very skilled, yet kind person! She taught me how to use the a lasso the other day and I’m very thankful of her for that~

Superman has this very.. endearing personality. I really wish I could fly like him someday!

Then there’s Green Lantern. He saved me from Dex-Starr a couple of times, so I was really excited to finally meet to him personally and not in the middle of a fight between me and that Red Lantern!

I don’t like him too much though..

I just want all the people in the world to know and understand that Bruce Wayne, the Batman, the terror of Gotham, the Dark Knight

let his son

keep a COW

IN THE BATCAVE

DAMIAN JUST FUCKING SHOWS UP WITH A COW

HIS NAME IS BATCOW

BRUCE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING BLINK

OR TELL DAMIAN HE CAN’T KEEP A FUCKING C O W IN THE BATCAVE

THEY HAVE A COW

BRUCE WAYNE’S HOME FOR WAYWARD ORPHANS, REFORMED ASSASSINS, AND FUCKING BARNYARD ANIMALS

anonymous asked:

Some SuperSons headcanons pls

  • Jon has to constantly remind Damian that “fight me” is not the correct response to anybody saying something he doesn’t agree with slightly
  • Damian asked Jon for piggy back rides which he uses to throw Dami up in the air really high and pretend he won’t catch him. Damian has only started to forgive him over this
  • Jon has a bunch of batman stuff in his room (because superman is his dad so obviously he barely has anything of him) but because of all the batman stuff in his room, Damian isn’t allowed to go in there because he knows the teasing will never end
  • In Dami’s phone, Jon is called “super nerd” and the picture the picture is Jon making a gross face at the camera. In Jon’s phone, Dami is called “bat brat” and the picture is a double chin selfie with the dog filter
  • Whenever Jon comes over to the Manor, he and Damian have an intense water gun, hide and go seek game. Bruce and Clark watch from the kitchen while drinking coffee and making “bets” on who will win. Clark usually goes for Damian while Bruce flip flops 
  • Damian refuses to let Jon milk Batcow because Batcow doesn’t consent to it and “how would you feel if someone you didn’t know came up to you and started trying to get milk from you”
  • Jon is banned from playing Mario Kart because he takes it too seriously and accidentally broke the TV last time he played it
  • Damian invites Jon to every single Wayne Gala so that he has someone his age to talk to and play around with. 

The JLA-Team would be a great example! They’re all very skilled and friendly animals. We go out on missions often and I’m glad most of them always turn out to be successful!

I’m very proud to be a part of such an important team and I’m more than happy to say that all of us a very close to one another!~

However… A part of me still carry vague, yet fond memories of my younger years.

My memories can’t remember them completely, but I remember these two strange hyenas. They were creepy, sure, but..

They knew how to make me forget the horrors of being in a slaughterhouse. Even if it was for just a few short moments, I enjoyed every memory I had with them.

Despite their reputation of doing horrible things, after interacting with them from time to time… I don’t think it was always that simple.

Maybe.. Just like their owner..

It was all for the act of love..  I could tell the three of them weren’t exactly happy, but I do hope they’ve moved on somehow.

Wherever they are now, I thank them for the short glimpses of freedom they gave me during my time of imprisonment.

Dishonor on your cow!

So you know that thing where people jokingly quote that one line from Mulan where it’s just like “dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow!” Well just imagine someone saying that to Damian and he gets so pissed and confused because not only did they just insult him and his family but they brought Batcow into this? Bitches gunna bleed