ch: albert blithe

Lmao okay but in carentan when Blithe hears someone say “flash” from the bushes, he goes “thunder” as you do, in the most collected voice and it’s like the only reason why it’s followed by another loud, panicked “THUNDER!!!” is because he’s realized that it’s Speirs who’s gonna approach him and that man is causing a much bigger fear than any Mr. Kraut von Jerry ever could.

new thing i’m emotional about: how sourpuss grumbler who never lets anyone get away with anything or slack off for even a second, johnny martin, is with blithe so much in carentan and never takes him on. there are some sidelong looks, but he’s mostly just there, quietly watching, and he’s right fucking there taking care of blithe and screaming for the medic when he gets hit.

blithe brings out interesting things in all of them (notice that shifty, of all people almost always looks at him with mild apprehension), but the patience and silent, watchful care he brings out in martin is about to make me cry.

Albert Blithe Headcannons

Originally posted by assbutt-trumpet

Anon:  There is a severe lack of any mention of Blithe in the bob community. This must change!

(I never realized how attractive he is until I saw this gif. Huh.)

As A Significant Other:

  • He’s such an understanding boyfriend
  • Like, especially if you have depression or anxiety
  • And he knows exactly how to help you
  • Whether you want to be left alone or you need him to be with you
  • He just automatically knows, almost like a 6th sense.
  • He likes to take you out on quiet dates
  • Where you can focus on each other rather than those around you
  • So your dates usually involve picnics in a park
  • Or long road trips where the two of you talk for hours
  • Because he genuinely loves hearing your voice.
  • He’s a bit nervous with kissing you
  • Just because he’s worried about rejection
  • But after a few pecks on your lips
  • He gets more confident
  • And pulls you into his arms
  • And makes sure that you feel comfortable and loved
  • Because he adores you more than anyone else in the world
  • And he’d do anything to keep you.

As A Best Friend:

  • You’re polar opposites as friends
  • He’s the quiet, reserved one
  • And you’re the loud, outgoing one
  • And every once in a while
  • You stand up for him against those who make fun of him for the way he acts.
  • You two met on D-Day
  • When you found him staring up at the sky
  • And you were the only one that could really shake him out of that trance
  • So he stuck near you because he felt safe
  • And you stayed around him because you felt unusually calm whenever he’s around.
  • He tries to make sure that you stay safe during battle
  • And when the two of you get separated
  • He gets stressed out
  • Because you’re his rock
  • So you also try to stay near him as often as possible
  • Because you can’t imagine going through the rest of the war without him
  • And he knows that he needs you to be with him
  • To keep him brave
  • And to help him realize what he’s fighting for.

anonymous asked:

Smokey, Shifty and Blithe personal swagger?

Smokey Gordon “thinks he’s hot shit” personal swagger levels

Shifty Powers “would never assume to have swagger, is convinced that he has none and that Skinny is the greatest swagger king ever” personal swagger levels

Albert Blithe “thinks he dropped it at one point and is now just fine being without swagger” personal swagger levels

anonymous asked:

"Who's dog is that? " Bull/Martin + Blithe if possible?

prompt me like a love song baby (ACCEPTING)

As soon as Bull jogs up the path to find Johnny halfway up a tree, he realizes that today isn’t going to be a normal Monday morning.

Very few things can freak Johnny out so badly that he has to climb a tree just to get away. Clowns, for one thing. (Bull still remembers the afternoon a few members of the local circus troupe were handing out balloons in the park. It took him an hour to coax Johnny down from the branches.) A really bold squirrel picking a fight with him has been known to accomplish it on more than one occasion. The only thing Bull can think of that would really get to Johnny, however, and leave him looking like that, is…

“Bull!” Johnny’s voice rings out, on just the right end of shrill. “Get this thing away from me!”

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what a soft and beautiful being. he needs all of the gentleness in the world. be kind to him. tell him it’s going to be okay. he’s an angel and i adore him

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