John: *slams open door* You two are having sex!

Sherlock and Molly: *laying on the bed, reading books*

Sherlock: We are? Molly, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down.

Sherlock : How did you find out?

Eurus : You’re my brother. I’d like to think I know you pretty well.

Eurus : plus you butt dialed me last night.


[Mr.Holmes, you’re under arrest.]

[Hands behind your back. I’m gonna have to frisk you.]

[Careful, you might find dangerous items down my pants]

[That’s- holy shit, you’re going to need a permit for that.]

[I thought you can handle guns, Officer Hooper]

Sherlock : (wide-eyed and red-faced) Please tell me you hung up before the trial.

Eurus: I’m sick of this! 

[glares at the ice cream] 

Eurus: Ice cream reminds me of my childhood. 

Molly: Why? You didn’t have a happy childhood? 

Eurus: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle