Mycroft: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Mycroft: I was hula-hooping. Anthea and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
John: Oh my god?
Mycroft: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
John: Why are you telling me all this?
Mycroft: Because no one will ever believe you.
John: You are a sick man.