Sherlock: I made tea.

John: I don’t want tea.

Sherlock: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

John: Then why did you tell me?

Sherlock: It’s a conversation starter.

John: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Sherlock: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

Do’s and Don’ts of Dating


  • compliment your date, they dressed up for you
  • have a nice romantic candlelit dinner
  • watch a nice movie, hold hands
  • go on a sunset walk on the beach


  • step on your date’s dad
  • lick your date’s face, blood or not
  • bring a dead ex-girlfriend as a third wheel