I don’t care what the rest of y'all thing, but I’m still convinced a digivice came down from the heavens to Kai and told him he was a DigiDestined and that he has to go to the Digital World to go save Aichi who is now the new Digimon emperor
*naoki voice* What the fuck did you just fucking say about Aichi, you little fuck? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in Hitsue Junior High, and he’s been involved in numerous battles against popular cardfighters, and he has over 300 confirmed victories. He is trained in Royal Paladin warfare and he was the top cardfighter in the entire Asia Circuit. You are nothing to him but another close friend. He will wipe you the fuck out with drive trigger checks the likes of which has never been seen before on the planet Cray, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him from across the room? Think again, fucker. As we speak we are contacting a secret network of units across Cray and Aichi’s location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little fog you call your memories. You’ll fucking remember, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his Blaster Blade. Not only is he extensively trained in Limit Break combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of Psyqualia powers and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fuck. I will shit Narukami fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’ll fucking remember, kiddo.