I think this needs some attention
Brian Wecht went from
AdS/CFT Dual Pairs from M5-Branes on Riemann Surfaces
Higher Derivative Corrections and Central Charges from Wrapped M5-branes
Reading homosexual fanfictions about his co-workers, with his co-workers
Traveling through time to punch babies
He truly is the master of his own life. I think we could all learn to be as badass as him.