ceruleanroses

  • Friend:literally just
  • Friend:get some bananas
  • Friend:and if they talk to you at school
  • Friend:just look at them
  • Friend:poker face
  • Friend:say nothing
  • Friend:and hand them a banana
  • Friend:and if they protest
  • Friend:unpeel it
  • Friend:and help feed it to them
  • Friend:just keep handing those bitches bananas
  • Friend:banana the shit out of them
  • Friend:after a long time of them trying to talk to you just hold your finger to their lips and whisper softly
  • Friend:"shhhh...."
  • Friend:".....bananas.."
Story Time

so in traffic safety i told everyone that i was a lesbian (which is partially true, im bisexual), because there were these two boys that said they loved me and i didnt particularly want to deal with them (just wanted to mess with their heads a little). everyone completely believed me, too. except… i started dating one of the [really cute] guys in Traffic Safety and everyone found out gradually. well, i heard people talk about it and the guy who sits behind me found out from his buddies that i was not in fact lesbian and he completely flipped out and i almost died laughing

when you go to school, you’re pressured to do things you dont want to do. when you’re pressured to do things you dont wanna do, you dont do the things you dont wanna do. and when you dont do the things you dont wanna do, your grades drop horribly. and when your grades drop horribly, you become stressed. and when you become stressed, everything else with your social life makes you even more stressed. and when everything else with your social life makes you even more stressed, you stay up till 2 in the morning crying because you feel like a piece of shit.