ceruleanroses

  • Friend:literally just
  • Friend:get some bananas
  • Friend:and if they talk to you at school
  • Friend:just look at them
  • Friend:poker face
  • Friend:say nothing
  • Friend:and hand them a banana
  • Friend:and if they protest
  • Friend:unpeel it
  • Friend:and help feed it to them
  • Friend:just keep handing those bitches bananas
  • Friend:banana the shit out of them
  • Friend:after a long time of them trying to talk to you just hold your finger to their lips and whisper softly
  • Friend:"shhhh...."
  • Friend:".....bananas.."