I have seen the light, I am now anti-snep, Snuffles-groovy-doghouse and I have come to enlighten you about why your fave is problematic: Totally 100% Facts NOT AT ALL MADE UP about Severus Snape
- He finishes off the cereal and leaves the box in the cupboard.
- He leaves the toilet seat up so that when you pee at midnight you fall in.
- He texts while in the cinema.
- He talks on the phone in a crowded train.
- When you hand him your phone to look at one picture, he scrolls through the whole gallery.
- During an exam, he clicks a muggle pen the whole time.
- As a professor, he never covers what is on the exam.
- He tells everyone how he is vegan within 5 mins of meeting them.
- He loves puns.
- He vanishes only one of yours socks, so you can never match your socks again.
- He refuses to use non-organic gmo potion ingredients.
- When he is in Cokeworth and using an automobile, he NEVER uses turn signals and takes up 2 parking spaces when he parks, AND honks just .2 seconds after the light turns green.
- He stops liking a band because they are popular.
- He reads your text message asking a question and you know its been read, BUT he doesn’t reply
- He assigns homework over break.
- He double dips after he’s slobbered all over the food.
- He tries to sell Avon/Mary Kay/It Works to the other Hogwarts staff in the breakroom.
I mean I could go on……
Totally not sarcasm