Ahoy Wonkeratti! It’s time once again for another horrible Wonkette Sci-Blog. Grasp a flagon of mead and come on in!
Ah, Summer has passed into Fall, Fall is passing into Winter and the Season of Festivals is upon us once more. As the year’s harvest is gathered in, everyone prepares for the traditional Winter’s feasting and gift-giving celebrations.
Supplies are gathered, the Meal is carefully prepared, all the far-flung spawn travel home to be with the family once again.