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Friend: You look upset, what’s wrong?

Me, internally: In the Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, John Gabriel Utterson has live with knowing that both of his best friends are dead. He was the lawyer to both of them but still the death of Robert (Hastie) Lanyon was still so sudden and out of the blue, he couldn’t save Dr. Lanyon. Then he has to live with knowing he was seconds too late to save Henry Jekyll. This is all canon by book standards. Not to mention, Lanyon doesn’t exist in the musical but Utterson does. Mr. Utterson is forced to shoot Dr. Jekyll six times, killing him. In the Wedding Reception, after Henry is shot, you can hear John drop his gun and cry “Oh my God! No!” In every adaptation, John Gabriel Utterson is forced to watch his best friends die.

Me, laughing: yeah, I’m good. How are you?


Favorite moments from Drunk History with Impractical Jokers Q and Sal.


GASP! a conspiracy?!!

(pearl dont lie u just wanna get ur sneaky little hands back in jaspers mouth)

In light of Valentine’s Day, I’m making a list of unlikely/problematic Overwatch ships that I have given great titles to

Peanut Butter and Bacon (Roadhog x Winston)

Peel Out (Winston x Tracer)

Cold Cut Combo (Genji x Mei)

Animal Farm (Roadhog x Zarya)

Console Wars (D.Va x Sombra)

Dragincest (Genji x Hanzo)

Microsoft Flight Simulator (D.Va x Pharah)

Microwaveable Bacon (Roadhog x Symmetra)

Netflix and Chill (D.Va x Mei)

Bloons Tower Defense (Symmetra x Torbjorn)

Reach for the Sky (Pharah x McCree)

Gerard 2.0 (Widow x Zenyatta)

Embrace the Tranquilizer (Ana x Zenyatta)

FireStrike (Rein x Genji)

Maximum Charge (Zarya x Reinhardt)

Turn Back Time (Ana x Tracer)

ColdSteel the Hedgeheg (Mei x Bastion)

Dirty Ape (Junkrat x Winston)

Set (Roadhog x Pharah)

Speedrun (Tracer x D.Va)

Chernobyl (Zarya x Reaper)

Time Freeze (Mei x Tracer)

Not Gonna Happen (All of the Above)

the signs as weird panic! things

Aries: brendon urie 

Taurus: the fact that drunk history of fall out boy exists 

Gemini: cheese whiz 

Cancer: ryans cult tattoos 

Leo: “so i burned it alive”

Libra: the milk fic sequel 

Virgo: jon wearing flips flops in every photo shoot 

Scorpio: ryans livejournal 

Sagittarius: the pet salamander website 

Capricorn: the dont threaten me with a good time music video 

Aquarius:  brendon trying to deepthroat a microphone in an interview

Pisces: any picture with brent in it 

i find it funny when people act like bakugou isn’t as obsessed with deku as they make deku out to be.