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cares more about marshmallows than you
seriously the boy tried to make up for forgetting your birthday with a deluxe bag of marshmallows like babe wtf I wanted some gucci flip flops not some jet puffed marshmallows.
Will try to fix your eyebrows every five seconds
“y/N YOU CAN’T HAVE CRAPPY EYEBROWS WHEN I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND. I HAVE A REPUTATION.”
will fight someone with aegyo if they say that you’re cute. He must remain as the alpha cute one.
Will seethe in silent fury if you leave a shirt he j u s t washed on the floor that he j u s t cleaned, why the hell did you do that?
Will set up your makeup for you, mainly because he puts everything away in places you can’t find it. The first few times he did it you thought it was adorable, but after a few months you realized he only did it so that he could have clean counters.
You need to let him a week in advance about company coming over so he could scrub the crap out of the entire house. It can’t look like you two live there.
After a little something late at night he’ll clean you up and, again, you thought it was so sweet and caring but in reality he didn’t want to get the sheets dirty.
If you try to play fight, no matter what he’ll make you think you hurt him and when your guard is down he’ll put you in a fireman’s carry before throwing you as hard as he could on the floor. If he does that in front of the other boys expect one of them (usually Chanyeol) to start scream-singing the John Cena theme song as you lie on the couch in a crumpled mess.
He would put his ringtone in your phone as something embarrassing and call you at awkward times of the day. There’s nothing more annoying than being in a public bathroom trying to pee and then your phone just starts screaming “bAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
NEGE BANHAE BEORIN NAEGE WAE IRAE-”
You beg him to go into a haunted house with you thinking he would protect you but he ended up laughing every time you jumped or screamed. The man eventually got bored of you in the house and ditched you for one final scare at the very end of the house.
Then when you two go home for the night, he’ll suggest watching scary movies and makes fun of the tear marks in your makeup, comparing it to his flawless face full of perfect makeup.
You would start tearing up again and he’d pick you up bridal style and place you into the bed and tuck you in, not caring about the makeup stains. He would disappear for a few minutes before returning with hot coco, marshmallow free for you, before climbing into bed with you and cuddling you until the sniffling stopped. He’d kiss your cheeks until you fell asleep. Once you were asleep he would furiously scrub away your makeup and get stain remover for the sheets. He might feel bad for teasing you but no way in hell was he giving a free pass to dirty up his sheets.