cena and orton

PG ERA:

1- Randy Orton commits arson.
2- Bray Wyatt baptizes himself with the ashes of his dead sister.
3- Xavier Woods says “I’m the only one that blows my girl”.
4- Brock Lesnar: “I don’t give a shit about your kids”.
5- John Cena calls The Miz a “puss”.
6- The name of a segment was actually “Total Bellas Bulls***”
7- Seth Rollins commits arson and probably killed a security guard (trailer of WWE 2k18)
8- Casshole
9- “Big E, let’s just keep it PG, you know what’s good. Just don’t get all rated-R, like your boy Xavier Woods”.
10- Big Cass to Seth Rollins: “No matter what you have been telling yourself the past few years… Size does matter”.
11- AJ Styles to The Miz (and Maryse): “After the beating I gave you, I’m surprised you don’t perform with a limp. Or does he, Maryse?”
12- Enzo Amore “naked”.
13- THE JESUS ZIPPER.
14- Rusev to Big Cass: “Your boy has a huge problem.”
Enzo Amore (who is “naked”): “I woulnd’t call it a problem.”
15- Randy  Orton: “Clearly, Miz, you are an expert with playing with yourself.”
16- Lana “cheats” on her husband seducing Enzo Amore in a hotel room.
17- Roman Reigns almost kills Braun Strowman when crashed an ambulance where Braun was in.
18- Eva Marie has a “wardrobe malfunction”.
19- Sasha to Charlotte: “If it wasn’t for a one night stand you probably wouldn’t be standing here”.
20- The Rock, Lana and Rusev segment on The Rock’s return to Raw (“she’s flexible as hell”).‘
21- Dean Ambrose drops Jericho on a pile of thumbtacks (and then they post a video of the thumbtacks being removed from Chris’ body).
22- Paige to Charlotte referring to Charlotte’s brother who tragically died of a heroin overdose at the age of 25: “Your little baby brother didn’t have much fight in him, did he?”
23- Nikki Bella to Brie Bella: “I wish you died in the womb”.
24- CM Punk bathes himself and The Undertaker in the supposed ashes of Paul Bearer.
25- Kevin Owens says that Tom Phillips’s iPad password is “6969” and that he was “disgusting”.
26- Enzo running into Ric Flair on the way to the hotel room (where he has the intention of sleeping with a married woman) and assuring him he “won’t be SAWFT".
27- The Miz to Renee Young: “My obsession with Dean Ambrose? You’re the one sleeping with him!”
28- Paige licking Natalya’s face in a very sexual way.
29- Big Cass threatens to break Enzo’s neck.
30- Vince McMahon says to Shane McMahon he will have one more chance to give him a fucking beating.
31- CM Punk refuses to shake Stephanie McMahon’s hand because “he knows where that hand has been”. 32- AJ Lee says in her Pipe Bombshell: “I didn’t get here… because I SUCKED up to the right people.
33- Ric Flair tells Natalya to kill herself
34- Brie Bella to Stephanie McMahon “You’re so pathetic, you’re such a bitch”.
35- AJ Lee says to Nikki and Brie: “Talent is not sexually transmitted”.
36- Maryse to John Cena: “You know what they say, the bigger the ego the smaller the package.”
37- Paige: “Then you got Lana and Summer too busy trying to figure out who they want to climb onto next rather than the Divas division”.
38- CM Punk to Christian: “Unlike you I don’t waste all these people’s time by bitching and moaning… and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching".
39- Paul Heyman: “Do you and your wife roleplay? Because I’m all about the roleplay”.
40- ANAL PROBES.
41- Bray Wyatt pours a bucket full of blood on Finn Bálor.
42- AJ Styles to Kevin Owens: “You know what I don’t like? A whiny ass lil’ bitch like you!”
43- Roman Reigns to John Cena: “On top of that he’s a part time fake ass bitch”.
44- “John: You come out here with your zipper open.
Roman: I busted it actually, Big Dog.
John: Oh sorry I was just looking for you balls but you don’t got none.
Roman: You would be looking for those.”
45- Roman calling Cena “bitch” multiple times during his promos.
46- Kevin Owens beating a poor old man… aka Vince McMahon.
47- Roman Reigns about Cena: “Sometimes he says stupid shit”.
48- Kevin Owens saying to Shane McMahon that his family would have been better if he hadn’t survived the helicopter accident.
49- Kevin Owens clearly saying “Come on, motherfucker” to Shane McMahon.
50-Kevin Owens to Shane: “I will take your face and grind it against the cage until your flesh comes off”. And, well, his entire promo.

If Wrestlers were Youtubers

Seth Rollins - Gamer

Dean Ambrose - Adventurous

Roman Reigns - Eater (e.g Furious Pete)

Finn Balor - Vlogger

Randy Orton - the one that explodes things in their backyard

John Cena - Fitness Guy

Nikki & Brie - Makeup tutorial

Alexa Bliss- the one that make videos about “Signs that a guy likes you”

Bray Wyatt - Storyteller

Emma - Baker

Bayley - Slime Maker

Sami Zayn- Collector of action figure

Kevin Owens- Makes giant food

Sasha Banks - Hair tutorial

Paige - The Comedian

Naomi - Dance tutorial

The New Day - The Prankster

The Usos - Reaction Videos

Nia Jax - The one that tests out kitchen gadgets

Aj Styles- The one that make videos about “How to get free games on ps4”

Twas The Night of Wrestlemania

Twas the night of Wrestlemania 

And all through the house 

Not a creature was stirring 

Not even Shea-Mouse 

The snacks were laid out in the fridge with care 

In hopes that the Big Show wouldn’t be there


The beers were nestled all snug in their place 

The Network buffered quickly with a smile on my face 

The mixed tag match contenders kept displaying their love 

As Maryse stared down Nikki even giving her a shove


When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter 

Many superstars were brawling, looking for dreams to shatter 

Away to the window I flew like a flash 

To enter the ring and try to win the Andre The Giant Match


The glare of my TV on leather sofa that’s actually faux 

Gave the lustre of moonlight to the laminate flooring below 

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear 

But Paul Heyman announcing Brock Lesnar was here


With a beefy presence, and a neck so thick 

Brock flexed his biceps and let Heyman do all of his schtick 

More rapid than eagles his opponent soon came 

As smoke bellowed on stage and the crowd chanted his name


“GOLDBERG” was heard from the mouths of every fan 

The problem is, well, Brock just didn’t give damn 

To the corner of the turnbuckle to the top of the tron 

Wrestlemania was soon starting, the excitement had begun


As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly 

There was a boo from the crowd and a glint in an eye 

Triple H walked the ramp, looking to end all the games 

But Seth Rollins, determined, limped on through the pain


And then, in a twinkling, with footsteps a flurry 

The crowd went wild to the sound of “Here Comes The Money” 

The commissioner of Smackdown was at Wrestlemania again 

But he was stepping in with an AJ just wanting to cause pain


Backstage all the women prepared for their match 

The rise of Bayley could be destroyed by the powerful Nia Jax 

And poor Alexis Bliss must face one and all 

Who will be the one who will get to stand tall?


Their eyes how they twinkled! Each one is a cutie! 

New Day were here to prove that they ain’t booty 

The hosts of the night pushing their New Day Pops 

The crowd go wild shouting “New Day Rocks”


Randy Orton’s opponent didn’t care for him at all 

It was clear this match would be and out and out brawl 

The Eater of Worlds stepping into the Viper’s nest 

To retain his belt and prove he’s the best


Betrayal after betrayal, this match was for revenge 

And Kevin Owens proving that he doesn’t need friends 

And let’s not forgot the other gold on the line 

Dean Ambrose and Neville must keep their eyes on the prize


I spoke not a word as the music soon played 

The games were over, the WWE logo displayed 

Michael Cole, Byron Saxton even JBL too 

Welcomed us to Wrestlemania with a how-do-you-do


The fireworks exploded and the excitement rose 

I felt a buzz from my head right down to my toes 

As Michael Cole beamed and roared, getting zanier and zanier 

“Welcome ladies and gentlemen”… “To WRESTLEMANIA!”

Came for the muscles, stayed for the dorks...

In all honesty the fact that my favs are my favs does have something to do with how attractive I find them, but it has more to do with their in ring talent and the fact that they are all actually giant freaking dorks.


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Being a wrestling fan is basically like being a parent

First, you pick your favorites. Your favorites become your children. You now have to make sure your children don’t accidentally hurt themselves, you yell at them when they do stupid things, And then you fight with other parents to protect and defend your children.