cellar rat

Context: Our journey had taken us to the Fiery Grog Tavern, where the owner asked us to kill some massive rats in the cellar. After defeating the rats, we found a tunnel into an underground cavern where we ran into some skeletons and grey oozes, and while in battle our jokester bard, Fonkin, died. This is our interaction with the owner as we came back upstairs to find a temple to revive them.

Owner (thinking we had only been fighting the rats): What happened down there?

Fonkin (still dead, ooc): Tell him he has skeletons in his closet!

Rogue (stifling a laugh): Shit. Shit happened.